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I recently watched Family Guy the other day, and I heard a funny joke about the Mazda Miata:
SCENE: Brian and Peter at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
Bruce: Which one ya'll wanna start this meeting?
Greg: Hi, I'm Greg.
Group: Hi Greg.
Greg: My names Greg, and I'm an alcoholic. I once got drunk and entered my sports car...I drove too fast, and caused the death of an eight year old girl.
Peter: What kind was it?
Greg: What?
Peter: You said you had a sports car, what was it?
Greg: A Miata.
Peter: Thats not a sports car! How could you kill someone with that? Did you smack her in the head with it or something?
Greg: It's a legitimate spor-
Peter: Nope. NEXT.
SCENE: Brian and Peter at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
Bruce: Which one ya'll wanna start this meeting?
Greg: Hi, I'm Greg.
Group: Hi Greg.
Greg: My names Greg, and I'm an alcoholic. I once got drunk and entered my sports car...I drove too fast, and caused the death of an eight year old girl.
Peter: What kind was it?
Greg: What?
Peter: You said you had a sports car, what was it?
Greg: A Miata.
Peter: Thats not a sports car! How could you kill someone with that? Did you smack her in the head with it or something?
Greg: It's a legitimate spor-
Peter: Nope. NEXT.
