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When I was born, I got a choice- A big d*** or a good memory. I am not able to remember what I chose.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
Panties not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Bi Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Q: Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
A: Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.
Q: What's the difference between a ***** and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a ***** sleeps with everyone except you.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
Panties not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Bi Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Q: Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
A: Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.
Q: What's the difference between a ***** and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a ***** sleeps with everyone except you.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!.
