JOkes?

[quicksilver1122]

Hey. Do any of you guys have a joke that's like one of those story jokes (but isn't too long, medium length?), not like a "why'd the chicken cross the road" kinda thing, unless you have a really good one. It's gota be appropriate for kids who are 6-14 year's old...

 

[SandStorm]

I got one. Hang on, I'll just write it.

 

[under18carbon]

Here's one I don't know if you call this a long joke , I'll try my best to put up some short ones .

A 55-year old man , who was born on May 5 , has been married five years , has five children , make $ 55,555.55 a year , whose lucky number is five , receives a phone call from a friend .

The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at a local track that evening . Excitedly , the man withdraws $5,555.55 from his bank account , goes to the race and bets on Lucky 5 .

Sure enough the horse comes in fifth .

 

[Small_Fryz]

hehehehehe