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OmnisWell, first I'd ask him why I was a virgin,
If you act anything like the way you post, I can see why.
OmnisWell, first I'd ask him why I was a virgin,
TheCrackerAmazing story that!
I once heard a story from one of Ozzy Osbourne's 'roadies' from back when Ozzy was a paranoid, drug fuelled nutter. He had to find 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. Jeff Beck pops his head around the door and mentions that there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So there's the roadie and Keith Moon breaking into this sweet shop, well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great Bengal Tiger! He managed to take out the Tiger with a can Mace, but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story. He had to beat them to death with their own slippers!! Nasty buisness really, but sure enough, He got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show that night.
the_undrtaker89What do you do if you encounter a bear again?
FamineIsn't that from Wayne's World 2?
Run the hell away.
Don't play dead, because bears like to maul carrion a bit first. Run away - but seeing that bears can run at 30mph and you can run at about 15-20mph, you need a bit of help.
So either make sure you're with a friend - you don't have to outrun the bear, you only have to outrun your friend - or periodically take an item of clothing off and throw it behind you. The bear will stop to investigate each item.
Failing that, shoot it.
ExigeExcelYeah with bears you just chuck them clothing and make yourself look big.
So eventually, naked and looking big?![]()
FamineIsn't that from Wayne's World 2?
So either make sure you're with a friend - you don't have to outrun the bear, you only have to outrun your friend - or periodically take an item of clothing off and throw it behind you. The bear will stop to investigate each item.
ultrabeatDo you not remember the John West salmon advert?
You'd best stay away from Winnipeg if you're scared of bears, I heard that Winnie the Pooh can be a bad mamma jamma when provoked.