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These are funny!!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> > >You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> > >sports,
> > >she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
> > >dip coming.
> > >* Alan, age 10
> > >
> > >No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry.
> > >God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> > >stuck with.
> > >* Kirsten, age 10
> > >
> > >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> > >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> > >* Camille, age 10
> > >
> > >No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
> > >* Freddie, age 6
> > >
> > >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> > >You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the
> > >same kids.
> > >* Derrick, age 8
> > >
> > >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> > >Both don't want any more kids.
> > >* Lori, age 8
> > >
> > >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> > >Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> > >other.
> > >Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> > >* Lynnette, age 8
> > >
> > >On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
> > >them interested enough to go for a second date.
> > >* Martin, age 10
> > >
> > >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> > >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
> > >and
> > >make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> > >* Craig, age 9
> > >
> > >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> > >When they're rich.
> > >* Pam, age 7
> > >
> > >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> > >* Curt, age 7
> > >
> > >The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
> > >and
> > >have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> > >* Howard, age 8
> > >
> > >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> > >I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going
> > >to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
> > >* Theodore, age 8
> > >
> > >It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> > >clean up after them.
> > >* Anita, age 9
> > >
> > >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> > >There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> > >* Kelvin, age 8
> > >
> > >"And the #1 Favorite is........"
> > >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> > >Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> > >* Ricky, age 10
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> > >You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> > >sports,
> > >she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
> > >dip coming.
> > >* Alan, age 10
> > >
> > >No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry.
> > >God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> > >stuck with.
> > >* Kirsten, age 10
> > >
> > >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> > >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> > >* Camille, age 10
> > >
> > >No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
> > >* Freddie, age 6
> > >
> > >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> > >You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the
> > >same kids.
> > >* Derrick, age 8
> > >
> > >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> > >Both don't want any more kids.
> > >* Lori, age 8
> > >
> > >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> > >Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> > >other.
> > >Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> > >* Lynnette, age 8
> > >
> > >On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
> > >them interested enough to go for a second date.
> > >* Martin, age 10
> > >
> > >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> > >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
> > >and
> > >make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> > >* Craig, age 9
> > >
> > >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> > >When they're rich.
> > >* Pam, age 7
> > >
> > >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> > >* Curt, age 7
> > >
> > >The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
> > >and
> > >have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> > >* Howard, age 8
> > >
> > >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> > >I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going
> > >to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
> > >* Theodore, age 8
> > >
> > >It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> > >clean up after them.
> > >* Anita, age 9
> > >
> > >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> > >There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> > >* Kelvin, age 8
> > >
> > >"And the #1 Favorite is........"
> > >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> > >Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> > >* Ricky, age 10
