King of the Hill

[Lasdul]

Now, I don't know if this is allowed, because it could get spammy. But if it's allowed, I'm going to start a game here.
Basically, you have to "take" the hill from the previous owner by attacking it with a greater force (you can also list a defense relevant to your attack). It's best to start of slow and things will eventually get crazy.
If I may, I'll begin:
I plant a flag on the Hill, and arm myself with a stick.

 

[Legendary]

I approach the hill with a VW Beetle. I run Lasdul over and stab his stick into his body, I then plant my Australian flag on the hill and arm myself with a crossbow.

(VW's in old caveman times, brilliant!)

 

[GT_Prologue5]

I destoyed your VW with a RPG, then we tactically fought over the hill bare handed which I won. Chuck Norris is my defense.

 

[Max Powers]

king of the hill is a really funny tv show i like the way hank sells propane and propane accessories. sometimes i think i want to sell propane and propane accessories IRL but i don't know.

my fav. king of the hill quotes;
ILL TELL YOU WHAT
THAT BOY AINT RIGHT
I SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES


here is a vid of the king of the hill theme song


this is another one i like a lot LOL

 

[Legendary]

I destoyed your VW with a RPG, then we tactically fought over the hill bare handed which I won. Chuck Norris is my defense.

How did you get rid of my crossbow?

 

[Lasdul]

How did you get rid of my crossbow?

Doesn't matter, because I shove the guy babbling about the TV show at you. While you're busy dealing with him, I shank you in the back with a combat knife, and set myself up with a makeshift BB gun.

 

[Legendary]

Doesn't matter, because I shove the guy babbling about the TV show at you. While you're busy dealing with him, I shank you in the back with a combat knife, and set myself up with a makeshift BB gun.

! The first sentence was made of win!

 

[Lasdul]

Is it just me or does he just talk on all the offtopic (non-GT) forums? How did he get so many posts?
But anywho we should continue. Feel free to obliterate me anytime now:tup:.

 

[Max Powers]

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this thread is now about propane and propane accessories

 

[Lasdul]

I'd appreciate if you didn't ruin the King of the Hill thread. This is a game, not about the TV show.

 

[Max Powers]

ON TOPIC HERE'S SOME PROPANE

what a great, clean burning fuel.

 

[Peter]

This thread looks fun. Except the guy babbling about the TV show. I snipe you from a long distance away with a Barrett M107. You're down and out. I walk over and plant a Jamaican flag on top. My defense is a rotating Machine Gun I just mounted on the hill.

 

[Max Powers]

sry for going off topic but i have a question:


what's the name of that movie where will ferrell plays an adult who never really grows up and screams a lot?

ON TOPIC:

what's your fav thing to cook on a propane grill???

 

[Legendary]

Is it just me or does he just talk on all the offtopic (non-GT) forums? How did he get so many posts?
But anywho we should continue. Feel free to obliterate me anytime now:tup:.

He has been here 8 years and may not be here for much longer if he keeps this up. I never post in the GT forums and I have more posts than him, dont worry about it.

sry for going off topic but i have a question:


what's the name of that movie where will ferrell plays an adult who never really grows up and screams a lot?

Why ruin something that could be fun? Seriously what is wrong with you mate...
This thread will get a lock beside it because of you and I don't think that is fair to the thread creator at all, cut it out. What you are doing counts more so as spam than this thread does which I believe is against the AUP, enjoy.

 

[Max Powers]

sry bro it thought this thread was about my fav tv show, king of the hill

 

[Legendary]

sry bro it thought this thread was about my fav tv show, king of the hill

Are you truly 9 years old, like your profile says? I am starting to believe it...

EDIT: Or, has a 9 year old hacked your account?

 

[Max Powers]

EDIT: also i am 9 i joined this site when i was 1 year old

EDIT2: YOU GUYS POSTING ABOUT KILLING EACH OTHER AND TAKING OVER HILLS IS PRETTY VIOLENT AND PROB AGAINST THE AUP. let's just talk about the show which is TV PG by the way and totally not against the AUP

 

[astrosdude91]

The Char King is my favorite!

 

[Peter]

-_- I just came for some nice Hill dominating, then this little kid shows up and ruins the fun. The internet should have an age limit, that way us mature ones can live in peace.

 

[Joel]

-_- I just came for some nice Hill dominating, then this little kid shows up and ruins the fun. The internet should have an age limit, that way us mature ones can live in peace.

 

[Legendary]

-_- I just came for some nice Hill dominating, then this little kid shows up and ruins the fun. The internet should have an age limit, that way us mature ones can live in peace.

Coming from the 13 year old . I will admit to you that you were immature when you joined but now you are much much more mature, same happened with me. This guy here however, I don't think he is 9, I will also bet 5 bucks he is older than the both of us...

 

[Open Addict]

Doesn't matter, because I shove the guy babbling about the TV show at you. While you're busy dealing with him, I shank you in the back with a combat knife, and set myself up with a makeshift BB gun.

Is it just me or does he just talk on all the offtopic (non-GT) forums? How did he get so many posts?
But anywho we should continue. Feel free to obliterate me anytime now:tup:.

ignoring all posts below yours up to this one by me.

I attack you from afar with a heat ray, melting your makeshift BB gun and yourself in the process. Walk up to the top of the hill and crown myself KING OF THE HILL

 

[TB]

I attack you from afar with a heat ray, melting your makeshift BB gun and yourself in the process. Walk up to the top of the hill and crown myself KING OF THE HILL

Knowing that you are deathly afraid of germs, I shoot a spitball at you, hitting you square between the eyes, causing you to trip down the hill breaking your neck.

Defense - multiple cloaked Atlantean jumpers patrolling around the hill while the O'Neill covers long range from it's orbit.

 

[Open Addict]

I attack you from under the ground with a huge drill. Then while on top of the hill I take out your computer system controlling O'Neil and and slaughter the Atlantean Jumpers with a gattling gun. I am now KING OF THE HILL.

 

[Daniel]

Attack - Chuck Norris
Defence - Famine

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[Open Addict]

I use Mrs Famine to defeat your Famine.
Claim KING OF THE HILL for the third time.

 

[Kylehnat]

Max Powers is my hero.

"Hank, what did you do to your wife? I didn't teach you that!"

This thread will get a lock beside it because of you and I don't think that is fair to the thread creator at all, cut it out.

No, it will be locked because it is pointless. These threads are like cockroaches--you kill one, and ten more scurry out from under the refrigerator.

 

[Legendary]

The other game thread is pointless but you dont see it being locked. It was given a chance and while I think it will be locked now (due to sudden thread direction change) it still managed to get past 3 posts unlike this one which was ruined within 5 posts.

 

[Joel]

lol, it's a pointless thread, don't get all butthurt because it got off track.

 

[Terronium-12]

Did you just begin a sentence using text speak and didn't even bother to capitalize it?

Oh, I'm sorry, isn't this the "Be a mindless ass" thread?