i just found this on another forum i go to
Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[] Clueless Newbie
[] Loser
[x] Spammer
[x] 12 year old
[x] Dumbass
[x] Smacktard
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[ ] Other: illegal immigrant
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[x] You posted a thread that is annoying as all hell just to look at.
[ ] You posted something that makes absolutely no sense at all.
[x] You whine like a b****.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[x] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You posted a thread that supports Team Killing.
[ ] You posted ANOTHER thread about the existence of the F-117
To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[x] Go stand in the middle of an intersection
[x] Run with scissors
[x] Watch 2 hours of Gary Busey
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ X] Get a life
[ ] Go to heck
[ X] Your mother must've dropped you as a child
[ ] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Your man stuff should be removed for what you posted
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go back to CS
[X] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online
[] All of the above
use it if you want