Late night suprise.

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A husband and wife were at a bar. Both of them were drinking heavily. The wife decides she has had enough and asks the husband if he is ready to go. The husband agress and they head home. Being in the car on the way home they started to argue. Turns out she made him sleep on the couch that night. The man guesses she is just upset. So he decides to cheer her up. While she was asleep he went into her room and slipped his face under the blankets and took off her sleeping pants. (Imagine the rest) After he was finished, he wanted to clean himself up. So he walks into the bathroom so find his wife taking a piss. He yells and she says, "SHH! YOU WILL WAKE UP MY MOTHER!"
 
That's disgusting! Wanna know the ending to the joke? ;)

The wife goes up to her room and says, "Mum, why didn't you say something?". The mother goes, "I hadn't spoken to that good-for-nothing for 15 years and I wasn't about to start now!".
 
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