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- St. Cloud, Florida
- aracefan
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.'
He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says,
'Doctor brains, $8 a pound and another sign that says
Paramedic brains, $12 a pound,'
'Nurse brains, $30 a pound,'
'Truck Driver brains $40 a pound,'
and 'Lawyer brains $90 a pound.'
So he asks the man behind the cash register, "How come the doctor brains are only worth $8, yet the lawyer brains are worth $90?"
The man replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?"
He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says,
'Doctor brains, $8 a pound and another sign that says
Paramedic brains, $12 a pound,'
'Nurse brains, $30 a pound,'
'Truck Driver brains $40 a pound,'
and 'Lawyer brains $90 a pound.'
So he asks the man behind the cash register, "How come the doctor brains are only worth $8, yet the lawyer brains are worth $90?"
The man replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?"
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