Learn Chineese In 5 Minutes

[TVRKing]

Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man! - Dum Gai

Small Horse! - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table! - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift. - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here. - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution. - Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright. - Yu So Dum

I got this for free. - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty. - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. - Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?

They have arrived. - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight. - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile. - Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive. - Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung?

Great! - Fu Kin Su Pa

 

[SandStorm]

Great! Had me in tears! Only 2 I don't get.
The unauthorized execution, and the Body Odor ones.

 

[TVRKing]

Originally posted by Jazza
Great! Had me in tears! Only 2 I don't get.
The unauthorized execution, and the Body Odor ones.

I forgot to change the odor one. It's supposed to say "Stin Ki Poo"

 

[Puffy]

 

[Klostrophobic]

The unauthorized execution is 'Lynching.'

Pretty good.

 

[troy]

nice

 

[-Fred-]

:thumbsup:

bucking frilliant!

 

[Sage]

LOL... darned stereotypes! Very good. :haha:

 

[ebo#1]

Wow... I'm packing for china right now, lol. that was some great material

 

[Acid X]

hahaha, nice! i love em.

 

[sliderulz]

Very Good!

 

[Dudebusta]

cracker

 

[Giancarlo]

Brilliant :thumbsup:

 

[The Porko]

roflmao

 

[Concept]

That was halarious.

 

[fermy88]

HAHHAHAHAHA!
very good my friend, hehe!

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[made in holland]

blilliant

 

[Ryan2]

nice!

 

[keeno_uk]

I got one

do up your shoe laces = TAI MAI SHU

 

[TVRKing]

Good one!

 

[TVRKing]

Chineese Spy - Pi Kin

 

[Super-Supra ^_^]

LOL thses are so funny where did you get them!!!

 

[Saleen Man]

Very funny.:thumbsup:

 

[keeno_uk]

just thought them up

 

[Codename 47]

LOL those are funny as hell

 

[keeno_uk]

chinese for water wat tarrrrrrrrrrr

if you don't know watch some bruce lee films

 

[TVRKing]

Originally posted by keeno_uk
chinese for water wat tarrrrrrrrrrr

if you don't know watch some bruce lee films

More like Haich Tu Oh.

 

[bird2rock]

lol lol lol excellent

 

[TVRKing]

New one.

Chineese Prostitute = Yoo Ho.