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Try this on for size..
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs
> away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns
> but only finds a young couple in bed.
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.. While tying the
> girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
> gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
> escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
> in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
> just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,
> he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
> in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if
> we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
>
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs
> away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns
> but only finds a young couple in bed.
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.. While tying the
> girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
> gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
> escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
> in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
> just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,
> he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
> in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if
> we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
>
man, thats a good one.
