letter i got from my church, about "being gothic", hilarious

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It's obviously fake. Half those things all teenagers do or act upon.
 
the_cobbinator
Who isn't interested in sex when they're a teenager?
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What what what? Haven't you ever seen a teen comedy!?
 
VipFREAK
Nice avatar Giancarlo, kosigg?
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Yeah. With your avatar, aren't you afraid you're going to get your house burned down?
 
Joecool593
(Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
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Discard albums. Ha.

Joecool593
-Drinks alcohol.
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Damn, i'm almost satan himself. (I get Drunk, I Fall down....alot.....whooptee doo.)
 
man, with all the ones I qualified for, I should be king of the goths....
 
people who wear black alot aren't gothic, they do it so they look gothic. i think they think it makes them seem tougher. sort of like the people who say the listen to "rock"(like slipknot) when they actually listen to rap, it makes them seem tougher.

i think i had 24 signs that i am gothic from that list. hmm
 
damn, 21 signs

All this time i've been hanging out with the wrong type of people. I'd better start hangin out wih the goths at school.
 
Joecool593
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (he helps all types of people)

-Takes drugs. (asprin?)

-Drinks alcohol. (wine?)

-Requests time alone and quietness. (to pray?)

-Eats excessively or too little. (yea, he's a little heavy. )

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (what else is he going to do between mass)
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OH LORD!!!! My priest is gothic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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