Little Johnny Jokes

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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and the teacher said "okay kid's we are going to play a spelling game. You have to tell me something, spell it, then describe it." Then little Johnny stuck up his hand and frantically waved it. "Me, miss, choose me!" The teacher thought a moment and then said "any one else?"
Little Mary put up her hand so the teacher chose her. "elephant miss. E-L-E-P-H-A-N-T. A big animal that has big ears." "good, Mary, you'll get a gold star." Then little Johnny sticks up his hand and says "me miss choose me" The teacher says "Anyone else?" Little Danny puts up his hand. "'Orse, miss. O-R-S-E. A big animal used in racing." The teacher says, that is good enough, you get a silver star. Then the teacher asks for someone else. Little Johnny waves his hand in the air and the teacher says "Oh all right, go on Johnny" "Dwarf, miss, D-W-A-R-F" the teacher is so shocked she nearly faints. (we all know how prone to swearing Johnny is) "good Johnny" the teacher says. "now describe it"
Little Johnny says "short little c**t 'bout this big!"

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i get it, but whats so funny. I could say w h o r e, a little b i t c h about yay high.

Not that funny, there is no punchline.
 
little johnny and 2 friends are smoking behind the sports shed at school.

one says 'my dad blows smoke out his nose'
another says 'my dad blows smoke out his ears'
little johnny says 'my dad blows smoke out his arse, the nicotene stains are in his jocks'

:rotfl:
 
Johnny and sara were playing in the sandbox. Johnny puls down his pants and says "what's this?" "ask dad" sara said. He asked dad and dad said "that's your car". Sara then askedher mom what hers was. Her mom said "your garage".
Johnny comes home with his pants bloody. His parents asked him what happened. He said "I tried to park my car in sara's garage, but it wouldn't fit. So I cut off the back wheels."
 
Originally posted by ebo#1
Johnny and sara were playing in the sandbox. Johnny puls down his pants and says "what's this?" "ask dad" sara said. He asked dad and dad said "that's your car". Sara then askedher mom what hers was. Her mom said "your garage".
Johnny comes home with his pants bloody. His parents asked him what happened. He said "I tried to park my car in sara's garage, but it wouldn't fit. So I cut off the back wheels."
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:yuck: That's sick!
 
I still don't get the first one...

The rest are ok though. :)
 

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