Little paper bag

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A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor



















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"Your mother must have been a carrier"
 
:lol: That's such a bad joke :lol:
 
Haha.
 
No, but you could easily offend someone else with throwaway remarks like that.

Even if slightly crudely done, Sakiale making the remark that we have a joke thread.
 
That was great :lol:




Ciao!
 
Sakiale
What, did I do anything?
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Of course you did, you made a post. :dunce:

















:p

I think honestly though that this could go in the jokes thread, but if we put every joke in the joke thread, the Comedy Corner would just be the funny pic thread, the jokes thread, and some other mindless stuff. So sometimes some of the really good jokes need their own threads so that there'd be more activity and such. But I dunno.
 
...and his Dad is a brown bag. Oh, african aids-joke!
 
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