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I saw this thing on TV, these people are so stupid. Apparently they had roaches and tried to get rid of them so they used 19 bug bombs....they also forgot to turn off the heater. Well the house exploded....and the roaches were still there :lol:
 
Hahahaha.. ROFL even! D*ng.. Must sleep soon.
 
Hmmm... I saw one in a similar situation. A family had a so called, "Cat collection". So I figured, hmmm... maybe theres 30 cats or so. That would be way too many cats for one family, right? Not quite, they had over 230 cats!!! There was so much fecal matter in the house, that the owners were living in the garage. It took 4 days to clear the house of cats, they tried to save the most of them, but at a point, they stopped and killed the rest. It was disgusting.
 
So what they say is true, the only things that will survive a nuclear explosion are roaches :lol:

And that thing with the cats is just creepy on so many levels.
 
Originally posted by Ev0
So what they say is true, the only things that will survive a nuclear explosion are roaches :lol:

And that thing with the cats is just creepy on so many levels.

That's pretty much true. When the bombs go off the roaches will inherit the Earth. That is, if they don't get burnt to a crisp. But they aren't effected by radiation.
 
A coackroach will live on for about a week even if you chop it's head off. It only dies 'cos it can't eat anything....
 
Them damn cockroachs are like the Agents in the MATRIX. You can't kill em.
 
You can put a roach in the freezer for two days and take it out, and if you let it thaw, it will come back to life.
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
You can put a roach in the freezer for two days and take it out, and if you let it thaw, it will come back to life.

Sweet. Next time im gonna see a roach in the house. Im gonna put some cheese in a plastic bag and wait for the roach to come to it close it. Throw it in the freezer. Too damn bad we never get roachs.
 
Originally posted by Darin
Sweet. Next time im gonna see a roach in the house. Im gonna put some cheese in a plastic bag and wait for the roach to come to it close it. Throw it in the freezer. Too damn bad we never get roachs.


:odd: wait....you're telling me you WANT roaches? EWWWW.
 
I would freeze it, then tie a string around its neck. That way, I would have a pet roach. w00t!

I agree with the whole cat thing. The house looked so disgusting, the resale value had to be a negative profit. There is no way someone would pay money to live in a house full of...well, you know, fecal matter. That is a situation where a nuke would be necessary.
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
You can put a roach in the freezer for two days and take it out, and if you let it thaw, it will come back to life.


you can´t stomp them to death either..... only way to kill them is like to tape them to a nuclear bomb and then go like 700km away and detonate the bomb and 'voila' you killed a roach!!:lol:J/k
 
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nasty little things...full of disease. :yuck:
 
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