No not another mad "back the bid" badge wearing "walk-down-oxford-street-on-christmas-day-and-admire-the-2012-lights" type person. It may only cost us "the price opf a walnut whip" but I myself would much rather have the walnut whip. I have a nut allergy!!!
Go Paris
Anyway the Underground is the equivilent of the Manhatten Metro if you made it more dirty and grimey with 2 tube trains a minute!!
To be honest I can think of loads of things I'd rather be doing than spending 20minutes with my nose in a buisnessman's armpit because the train is packed and there are no seats.
The underground also has a considerable shortage of air as the tunnels are two small to install air-conditioning on trains and when it gets really hot (admittedly that doesn't happen much) people have been known to faint and in two cases die due to lack of oxygen.
Adam Kay and Suman Biswas are great. A friend of mine played me the CD for the first time last week, and if I was ever going to use "LMAO!" for anything, then that would be it. But I don't, so I won't. Go to www.amateurtransplants.com and click "listen" for some downloadables. Caution, though: the bad language doesn't get much better, although there is less of it. I urge you to listen to Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Please. Do it for me.
