SandStorm
(Banned)
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This woman was sitting at home one day when she thought "hey, my sex-life is getting pretty boring, maybe a new man would be good". So she sticks and add in the local paper - "Looking for country man who's never had sex".
Anyway, she receives heaps of responses, but she's not happy. Then a good ol' country bloke pops up, with the champagne corks around his hat, jeans and sleeveless checkered shirt. He says he's never had a root in his life and the woman is happy. The bloke gives her his address and tells her to meet him there at 3.
So she arrives at his house, only to find all the furniture shoved into a corner. She asks what's happening and he says "Well, if it's anything like rooting a kangaroo, we're gonna need a LOT of room!"
Anyway, she receives heaps of responses, but she's not happy. Then a good ol' country bloke pops up, with the champagne corks around his hat, jeans and sleeveless checkered shirt. He says he's never had a root in his life and the woman is happy. The bloke gives her his address and tells her to meet him there at 3.
So she arrives at his house, only to find all the furniture shoved into a corner. She asks what's happening and he says "Well, if it's anything like rooting a kangaroo, we're gonna need a LOT of room!"
