mathematician

[TurboSmoke]

hear about the consipated mathematician?..


he worked it out with a pencil and paper...

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by TurboSmoke
hear about the consipated mathematician?..


he worked it out with a pencil and paper...

Oh boy, did you stuff this one up! That was the poorest delivery I've ever seen.

It should be: "Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't work it out."

"How'd he work it out? He worked it out with a pencil."

BAM! Get that up ya (pun intended)!

 

[TurboSmoke]

nah....SS, youre worse at telling jokes than ME....and thats pisss poor...

 

[Cobraboy]

Hear about the blind surcumsisor (sp?)


He got the sack.




















Da-dum-tssshh!

 

[Mustang_lover]

Hear about the mustang lover?


He made love to a Mustang(tha animal)



Womp womp womp

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by TurboSmoke
nah....SS, youre worse at telling jokes than ME....and thats pisss poor...

As a matter of fact, the first punchline goes "He couldn't budget", but why does everybody insist on copying MY jokes?

 

[TurboSmoke]

Originally posted by SandStorm
MY jokes?

i guess i should have done a search ?....?....?

i think mine is funnier though, so now you can edit yours to include my version...

why do women get married in white?



to fit in with the rest of the kitchen appliances...

 

[Curveball]

Originally posted by TurboSmoke
hear about the consipated mathematician?..


he worked it out with a pencil and paper...

I hate you, I was going to post this.

 

[Squid]

Originally posted by TurboSmoke
why do women get married in white?



to fit in with the rest of the kitchen appliances...

Do you know why womans feet are so small?


To stand closer to the Sink!



Bam! how u like that

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Did you know that women who do lots of heavy-duty house work reduce their chances of ovary cancer by up to 25%?

 

[TurboSmoke]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
Did you know that women who do lots of heavy-duty house work reduce their chances of ovary cancer by up to 25%?

i dont get it

 

[oosacker]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
Did you know that women who do lots of heavy-duty house work reduce their chances of ovary cancer by up to 25%?

Is that a joke?

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
Did you know that women who do lots of heavy-duty house work reduce their chances of ovary cancer by up to 25%?

Did you know that I fail to see the point of your GTP account still being active?

Just yanking your chain.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Its true. I heard it on the radio along with lots of other facts. Just though that kinda fitted in.

 

[Mike Rotch]

why did the blonde call her two dogs Tissot and Swatch?




cos they were watch dogs

 

[oosacker]

That reminds me of:
What do you call a bulldog crossed with a shi-zu(I cant spell.)?

BULL****.

 

[TurboSmoke]

Originally posted by oosacker
That reminds me of:
What do you call a bulldog crossed with a shi-zu(I cant spell.)?

BULL****.

thats possibly the worst joke i have ever heard....you need treatment my friend...

 

[oosacker]

If thts the worst joke you've ever heard then you haven't heard very many.

How about:
"what do you call a laughing mushroom?"
A funguy.

 

[Curveball]

I liked that one.

 

[Mike Rotch]

Originally posted by oosacker
That reminds me of:
What do you call a bulldog crossed with a shi-zu(I cant spell.)?

BULL****.

What do you call a cross between a Golden-Coated Retriever and a Labrador?




A Lab-Coat Retriever; the only choice for scientists

 

[vat_man]

Please, dear God, make it stop...

 

[oosacker]

ok.