Medic!

[Feral Pigeon]

not a tf2 thread, but basically, a thread about medicine, healing, panaceas, and redneck fixes.

here's my latest fix-up on myself after a strange papercut.

it's hard to keep a bandage in place around a curve like that, so I Scotch-Tape'd it in place with 2 or 3 5" long pieces of tape.

I live in TX, so this makes it more redneck.

 

[Keef]

Gotta do what you gotta do. I've duct-taped gauze over wounds before. Pretty gnarly gash but I avoided the cost of an emergency room visit and stitches. At great risk of infection I followed the health insurance company's advice!

 

[Feral Pigeon]

Gotta do what you gotta do.

Yup.

I've duct-taped gauze over wounds before.

Proves that Duct-tape fixes EVERYTHING

 

[Azuremen]

Your hand looks swollen.

 

[Neal]

Stop biting your nails.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Gotta do what you gotta do. I've duct-taped gauze over wounds before. Pretty gnarly gash but I avoided the cost of an emergency room visit and stitches. At great risk of infection I followed the health insurance company's advice!

Can't you pour beer or some other alcohol to ward off infection on the wound?

 

[eSZee]

Your hand looks swollen.

No, not swollen.

 

[Feral Pigeon]

Your hand looks swollen.

I'm FAT.

Stop biting your nails.

People need to stop freaking parenting me.

 

[boiltheocean]

People need to stop freaking parenting me.

Don't post a picture of your fat cut hand on the internet then, what exactly do you expect peoples responses to be?

Nobody's impressed and I highly doubt many are going to contribute because it's a pretty disgusting topic.

 

[Feral Pigeon]

*boring crap that just points to Floats being mad and butthurt about nothing in particular*

Hah.

 

[raz_10]

Your hand looks swollen.

+ Pale. need some more sun!

 

[Feral Pigeon]

+ Pale. need some more sun!

I work in front of a compy my entire day so, not possible

 

[boiltheocean]

Hah.

Do you want a gold star and a lollipop for using some tape?

 

[TB]

Learn to take some criticism, Feral Pigeon. 'Tis a skill that will serve you well.

Everyone else, take it easy. We don't need yet another section where a good chunk of the threads end in arguments/put-downs/name calling...