Mental Health Hotline Answering Machine.

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If you are OBSESSIVE/COMPULSIVE, press #1....repeatedly ;

If you are CO-DEPENDENT, ask someone to press #2 for you ;

If you have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. All of our operators are standing by to talk with you...ALL of you ;

If you are PARANOID, we KNOW what you ARE and what you want. Stay on the line as we are tracing your call! ;

If you are SCHIZOPHRENIC, listen carefully and a wee small voice will tell you which number to press ;

If you are DELUSIONAL, press #7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship ;

If you are DEPRESSIVE, it doesn't matter which number you press as no one will answer you ;

If you are DYSLEXIC, press #6, #9, #6, #9, #6 and wait ;

If you have SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, please try your call again later

If you have LOW SELF ESTEEM, hang up! All of our operators are too busy to talk with you anyway... ;

If you have ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER, please press #9 to listen to your options again...and again...
 
If you have Comedic Disorder, hang up the phone and post on a message board.
 
Pfft. You guys don't appreciate sophisticated humor *turns nose skyward*.

I thought it was funny :).
 
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thats well good TVR!!
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That's a well said statement. :rolleyes:

Like duck said, i wasn't cracking but they made me smile...


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They wern't laugh out loud but the short term memory loss one raised a smile :).
 
I just don't see the humor in jokes about some serious mental illnesses (Dyslexia, ADD, etc.). I usually laugh at things like this (which makes me a conceited bastard anyways), but these just sucked.
 
The audio file wasn't done quite right. They need to have the upbeat slightly-chopped-together-sounding voice with long pauses while they look up particular words. It just sounded like a guy reading the first post, not at all like a phone menu.
 

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