Midtown Madness Threa

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Coreyxtreme

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This is like the coolest game eva!
I'm the masta of disasta!
if you get in my view, you're gonna have 52 dents in your car.
Unless you're the hummer, there, I'll flip you over going 280 MPH in my Japanese Koninsige CC, which goes 0 to 280 in a matter of seconds.
I'll kick your ass at the capital building in Washington D.C.
I'll knock you for a loop at the Arch De Tromp in Paris, France.
Wherever you are, I'll find you. You can't run or hide.
I'm everywhere.
Turn a corner, there I am.
Turn the other way, I'm there. Comming towards ya. You better stay still. Cause if you don't i'll push you in the subway and let the subway cars deal with you.
And if you're the police, kiss my ass. You're going in the river.
Want exciting riverside chases at Paris? You got it.
Want a street chase in D.C.? I'm ya man.
So kiss my ass.
 
This is like the coolest game eva!
I'm the masta of disasta!
if you get in my view, you're gonna have 52 dents in your car.
Unless you're the hummer, there, I'll flip you over going 280 MPH in my Japanese Koninsige CC, which goes 0 to 280 in a matter of seconds.
I'll kick your ass at the capital building in Washington D.C.
I'll knock you for a loop at the Arch De Tromp in Paris, France.
Wherever you are, I'll find you. You can't run or hide.
I'm everywhere.
Turn a corner, there I am.
Turn the other way, I'm there. Comming towards ya. You better stay still. Cause if you don't i'll push you in the subway and let the subway cars deal with you.
And if you're the police, kiss my ass. You're going in the river.
Want exciting riverside chases at Paris? You got it.
Want a street chase in D.C.? I'm ya man.
So kiss my ass.
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This game isn't the coolest ever.
I can assure you that you are not "the masta of disatsta"
Why 52? Why not 53? or 51? Or perhaps even 69? 68? 71?
The Konig isn't Japanese.
You can enter buildings in this game? I think I better pick this up!
I'm sure you will.
I don't think you can run or in this game.
Don't think so. You aren't omnipresent.
I doubt it. See above.
Also, see above.
How are the subway cards going to deal with me? 5 card draw?
I'd like to see you get away with that one.
If I want exciting riverside chases in paris, I'll watch The Bourne Identity.
I think I'll pass.
Maybe next time.
 
hey corey can i ave your gamertag please because i cannot wait to beat your ass at maddtown maddness also go stevie lovin the pic lol family guy is just the best lol
 
anyway...since this thread just FLEW...I'm going to ask a question...does anyone here know where the paintjob for the Lotus Esprit is in Paris? (Midtown Madness 3)
 
This is like the coolest game eva!
I'm the masta of disasta!
if you get in my view, you're gonna have 52 dents in your car.
Unless you're the hummer, there, I'll flip you over going 280 MPH in my Japanese Koninsige CC, which goes 0 to 280 in a matter of seconds.
I'll kick your ass at the capital building in Washington D.C.
I'll knock you for a loop at the Arch De Tromp in Paris, France.
Wherever you are, I'll find you. You can't run or hide.
I'm everywhere.
Turn a corner, there I am.
Turn the other way, I'm there. Comming towards ya. You better stay still. Cause if you don't i'll push you in the subway and let the subway cars deal with you.
And if you're the police, kiss my ass. You're going in the river.
Want exciting riverside chases at Paris? You got it.
Want a street chase in D.C.? I'm ya man.
So kiss my ass.
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What the hell was that all about? Was that "internet" rapping ROFL ROFL ROFL? Those crazy middle class white kids and their "wickid" raps...
 
Yah he had me laughin pretty hard too..."my 280mph japanese made Koenigsegg CC!!!!!!"
Arc de tromp...LOL
0-280 in a matter of seconds...as in a constant counter of time after 250!....LOL
and finally, lmao: "if you get in my view, you're gonna have 52 dents in your car."

Quite possibly most retarded post in the last couple of years. How old was this kid?

Good news: I have 100% MM3 completion! boo yah! I never thought I'd ache myself enough to do it! I didn't think I'd last!
 
I actually quite like this game. Maybe just because I'm an architecture junkie, but it's still fun. The career mode is lacking, but it's fun to simply drive around. It's meant to be a multi game though. Don't make it out to be god though, because this is PURELY arcade style.
 
I know, the only time ive ever played it was to get 100%, and then I might play it the odd time whenever I have friends over, but most of them don't like racing or car related games. Les bastiges.
 

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