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- aracefan
Hope this hasn't been posted before.
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this
week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era.
It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced
that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.
Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
anything like Monica Lewinski's.
She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on
Monica's dress: "Presidue."
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.
Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic
seal from a donkey to a condom. It represents inflation, halts
production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are
being screwed.
Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation -
they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in
thy staff."
Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who
intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon
suffer a violent death!"
Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this
week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era.
It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced
that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.
Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
anything like Monica Lewinski's.
She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on
Monica's dress: "Presidue."
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.
Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic
seal from a donkey to a condom. It represents inflation, halts
production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are
being screwed.
Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation -
they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in
thy staff."
Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who
intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon
suffer a violent death!"
Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
