Moderately Amusing Love Poem

[Danny]

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

 

[DQuaN]

I'm gonna send that to my girl

 

[Flerbizky]

Ohhh.. Now THAT's a Xmess card for the EO !....

 

[MagpieRacer]

quality!

 

[ExigeEvan]

Wonder if Goldie Lookin Chain will sing that

 

[crimson_menace]

Yes. That's awesome. If I could just get the Foster's guy to sign that, I'd make a cd with just that track playing. I'd play it all day long.

 

[Raghavan]

Eww...

 

[Omnis]

You got moderately amusing right. It ends so played-out and chauvanistic.

 

[Raghavan]

I laughed a lot at the 'dimples in your thighs' thing though.

 

[Danny]

You got moderately amusing right. It ends so played-out and chauvanistic.

And therein lies the point.

 

[Omnis]

...Make me a sandwich, b*tch.

 

[Raghavan]

...Make me a sandwich, b*tch.

WTF?

 

[Vonie]

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