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I welcome you all to join with me on Friday the 19th in celebrating my 25th birthday by TALKING LIKE A PIRATE!!!
To get you started ...
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
- They dont call me Long John because my head is so big.
- Youre drinking a Salty Dog? Howd you like to try the real thing?
- Wanna shiver me timbers?
- Ive sailed the seven seas, and youre the sleekest schooner Ive ever sighted.
- Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? Oh, wait. Thats for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
- Thats the finest pirate booty Ive ever laid eyes on.
- Let's get together and haul some keel.
- Thats some treasure chest youve got there.
I'm posting this early so you can get brushed up on the lingo (and because I found it today and will forget by the weekend ...)
To get you started ...
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
- They dont call me Long John because my head is so big.
- Youre drinking a Salty Dog? Howd you like to try the real thing?
- Wanna shiver me timbers?
- Ive sailed the seven seas, and youre the sleekest schooner Ive ever sighted.
- Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? Oh, wait. Thats for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
- Thats the finest pirate booty Ive ever laid eyes on.
- Let's get together and haul some keel.
- Thats some treasure chest youve got there.
I'm posting this early so you can get brushed up on the lingo (and because I found it today and will forget by the weekend ...)