My 25th, ARRR!

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I welcome you all to join with me on Friday the 19th in celebrating my 25th birthday by TALKING LIKE A PIRATE!!!

To get you started ...

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
- They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
- You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
- Wanna shiver me timbers?
- I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
- Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
- That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
- Let's get together and haul some keel.
- That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

I'm posting this early so you can get brushed up on the lingo (and because I found it today and will forget by the weekend ...)
 
I like that joke about the pirate that goes into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" To which the pirate replies, "Argh, it's drivin' me nuts."
 
Hmm, lower insurance rates, I wonder what I'll do with that ...

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Damn...too late for me. Would've been fun in class.

So, arv a good birfday, me matey!
 
Well matey, this thread should be rated 'arrgh'!
Who's bringin' the ruum to this l'il boardin' pa-rrgh-ty.
 
Arrr, a hearty congratulations on yer 25th loud. May the ale and wenches be endless for thee on this day!

Also, 'tis true that the landlubbing insurance company shall lower their extortion rates for ye. Me own insurance almost dropped half! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Arrrrr....
 
The wenches and the rum shall be plentiful, it's true. Alas, there's only one lass fer me. And I don't drink the rum.
 
Good mornin` all you skurvy dogs! Have ya been speakin` like a PIRATE since you woke this morn?

I'll keel haul`ya if haven't. I'll keel haul`ya if ya have! Who's first!

(Happy Birthday to me)
 
I just have to ask...
How does it feel to be a quarter century old?

I should talk. I'm well past a third of a century, nearing the 2/5ths mark.
 
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