Name Your Favorite Celebrity to Hate

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Name a celebrity or anyone famous and tell why they annoy the hell out of you. Do not direct this towards members, do not utter death threats, just list your reasons and be gone with ye.
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I can't stand Christina Aguilera. If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she had stuck in she would look like a porcupine. What a piece of slutty trash. Way to be a role model. And NO I am not saying this cause she won't return my calls. :grumpy:

Madonna; her whole "look and watch me as I reinvent myself... for the 50th time" schtick has worn thin.

Other notables include JLO, Franki Muniz, and anyone from American Idol.
 
Justin Timberlake:

- Over-rated.
- Sings in a girls voice, but that is apparently a good thing.
- Has a $10 haircut, even though he is a millionaire.
- Pretends to be " the all American Boy", when he is in fact anything but.
- Acted like the Janet Boob thing was not his fault and that he should be absolved of blame.
- Panders to clueless 12 year old girls with "deep, soulful" lyrics.
 
Janet Jackson:

1. Pretty much the same as Madonna in a way.
2. Thinks her boobs look like they do with a pushup bra, but all the time.
3. Doesn't know her boobs sag, a lot.
4. Wishes she was 23 again.
5. Micheal, (Do I need more of an explanation)
 
Eminem. Should never be allowed the airtime he gets. 👎
 
Originally posted by The359
Eminem. Should never be allowed the airtime he gets. 👎
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ha, for once i agree with you. eminem is REALLY over-rated. i could go into the depths of my thoughts stating that the whole rap industry is over-rated, but i wont
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Justin Timberlake:

- Over-rated.
- Sings in a girls voice, but that is apparently a good thing.
- Has a $10 haircut, even though he is a millionaire.
- Pretends to be " the all American Boy", when he is in fact anything but.
- Acted like the Janet Boob thing was not his fault and that he should be absolved of blame.
- Panders to clueless 12 year old girls with "deep, soulful" lyrics.
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What he said. I wish he would just take his money and leave us alone, forever.
 
Russell Crowe

-he can't act
-he can't sing (his band usually performs to screaming 50 year olds:lol: )
-The media love him here (god knows why)
-he thinks he is the greatest actor of all time
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Name a celebrity or anyone famous and tell why they annoy the hell out of you.
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All of them. Because almost without exception they take themselves entirely too serioously, and start to believe they matter to the world.
 
Joan Rivers. I hope her face falls apart the next time she tries to get it stretched out.

Barbra Striesand (sp?). Nuff said.

Rosie O'Donnell. And her wife, and every woman who likes her.

Richard Simmons. For making me see all those fat people "sweat to the oldies" in those infommercials.
 
Oprah(O-Pra): noun; the leader of all things un-holy. Amassing an army of feminists and women who question everything. One day will try to take over the world.
Also known as lucifer, satan, and the anti-jebus
 
Don Cherry. Non-Canadians probably won't get it, but he's the most annoying **** on earth.

Other notables include Dennis Miller, Michael Andretti, Tony George, and everyone mentionned in the thread.
 
I love Don. I always have and always will. He might be a little extreme but his view points are usually spot on.
 
David Caruso.
Anyone famous for being on any "reality" show.
Maura Tierney.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I love Don. I always have and always will. He might be a little extreme but his view points are usually spot on.
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Not. He is encouraging kids in junior hockey to fight, to show lack of respect towards their peers. He's a ******** supreme. And of course, you've got his racist comments, which hold no place on national broadcasting. I refuse to watch hockey on CBC, simply because he's still allowed to run his mouth. Biggest pile of trash in human history.
 
I like Don Cherry's clown-looking suits... retarded annoying xenophobic idiot who's getting paid with my taxes for it...:banghead: radio guys here had him on the phone, making him believe he was talking to José Théodore... not their best cacth but quite funny though... 2nd MP3 Link

But 1st award goes to Britey Spears for the following:

- Hey, I'm a virgin! (yeah right)
- Hey, I'm a slut! (yeag right)
- Hey, i'm a lesbian! (ditto)
- And for making tunes that are as attractive to listen as the sound of a lawnmower.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she had stuck in she would look like a porcupine.
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Must be those Canadian pork-you-pines, eh?
 
Martha Stewart

makes probably billions but is so greedy she needs an extra 100 grand

i hope she spends the rest of her life in jail
 
Originally posted by shopping_carts_
Martha Stewart
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We used to chuck eggs over her Stone Wall in front of her house back in High School, she lived right around the corner from me back then. . .

I would say Brad Pitt, because of taking Jennifer off the market for the rest of us. . .
 
^ she has a sister?

Tom Cruise - the dude can't act for ****
Keanu Reeves - same reason
The dude that played Morpheus - Sam L Jackson woulda made a much cooler Morpheus
Brittney Spears - teaching 6 year old girls everywhere that it's ok to dress like a total skank (and using those 6 year old girls to burn out my retinas)
*most* of the actors in most indian/pakistani movies annoy the hell out of me because they can't act for ****, overdramatise everything, and everyone praises their "talent"

that's about all i can come up with now
 
I don't know if you would consider him a celebrity or not but I think paul tracy is an ass hole. Hes not very nice to the fans he blows them off etc.
 
Tom Cruise. God I hate him. In the Last Samurai it was a good thing he researched and found out that the Samurai clans talked fluent english... :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by powripper
-Franki Muniz
-Carrot top
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What I don't get is how Carrot top is still in commercials and stuff, but Mr T isn't. I think Mr T should make a movie. Oh, and you may think i am a complete idiot. Oh and........nevermind
 
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