New car

emad · Mar 26, 2004

A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it.... you're going to **** when you hear the price

:lol:

TurboSmoke · Mar 26, 2004

very true

911_Carrera · Mar 26, 2004

Nice one.

skip0110 · Mar 26, 2004

good one. Probably should have been at BMW dealer, though.

Small_Fryz · Mar 26, 2004

ahah

good one

Squid · Mar 26, 2004

LOL nice one

zoxxy · Mar 27, 2004

CDailey · Mar 27, 2004

Cap'n Jack · Mar 30, 2004

...eh.

pimp racer · Apr 7, 2004

NISMOskyline · Apr 8, 2004

(had to be different)

halfracedrift · Apr 8, 2004

Event · Apr 8, 2004

meh, ive heard a lot of car fart jokes. (once at the Chicago Auto Show, i sat in the back of an Impala SS and the fat guy sitting shotgun riiiiiped one. I was gagging for air! el horrible!