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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's out of control!" the first doctor says. "She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, and she gave him ten milligrams every two hours. He almost died!"
"That's nothing," said the second doctor, "Earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!"
All of a sudden they heard a bloodcurdling scream from down the hallway.
"Oh my God! I just realized that I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
"That's nothing," said the second doctor, "Earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!"
All of a sudden they heard a bloodcurdling scream from down the hallway.
"Oh my God! I just realized that I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
good one
