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One day, this old lady went to the largest bank in her country to open an account. She walks up to the banker teller, and says "I would like to open an account with this great bank. I have $100 thousand dollars in cash". The old Lady proceeded, she said if he can talk to the highest ranking manager in the bank and that it's pretty urgent. The teller said, "Sure lemme go ask him." The teller went on to ask the manager. The manager told the teller that he's too busy to talk to an old lady about a bank account. but then the teller told him that she had $100k in cash and that it was pretty urgent. The Manager quickly sprang to from his seat and he told the teller to bring the old lady in. A few moments later the old Lady appeared at the manager's desk. The manager was quick ask the old lady how she was able to make so much money in cash. The old lady replied I make bets. The manager replied, "oh so you bet on horse or dog races?" The old lady said, "I don't bet on races dear. I make bets with people." The manager replied, "Well what type of bets?" The old Lady said "Well...here's a bet for you. I will bet you $25k that your balls are square." The manager gave an odd stare at the old lady, at the disbelief of what he was hearing. The manager said, "you can't be serious right?" The old lady said, "I'm 100% serious, I will give $25K, that your balls are square. If you win you take $25k and I lose $25k. Easy money right?" The manager was very hesitant to what to do next. He thought to himself, "This old lady is crazy, my balls aren't square, this is an easy payday." He agreed to accept the bet with the crazy old lady. He walked by the old lady, and closed the door to his office. As soon as he started to unzip his pants, the old lady told him to stop. The old Lady said, "Let's not do this right now, I'll come by tomorrow around 10:30 in the morning with my lawyer. So he can witness this and make it official." The manager replied, "Sure that's a great idea, I'll be here, just come by tomorrow and we will make it official". "Great.", The old lady said, "I'll come by tomorrow at 10:30 in the morning. See you then." The old lady leaves.
The Next day arrives, The manager is waiting in his office it's 10:25. Then his secretary appears saying that the old lady arrived with her lawyer. The Manager said let them in please. The old Lady and the lawyer walk in, the manager closed the door behind them. He says, "Well let's get this thing over with." The Manager proceeds to drop his pants and boxers. The old Lady walks up to him and cups his balls and thouroughly examines them. "Oh My!", The old Lady says,"You were correct you balls are not square. I guess I lose the bet. Here's your money." She hands the manager his $25k. The Manager pulls his pants up and says,"Wow that was easy." Then he glances over to the lawyer, he notices he's banging his head up against the wall. The manager says to the old lady, "What's wrong with him?" The old lady says to him, "Well I made a bet with him." The manager says, "what kind of bet?", The old lady replies, "Well...I bet him $100k that I would be able to caress the balls, of the highest ranking manager in the largest bank in this country at 10:30 in the morning."
The Next day arrives, The manager is waiting in his office it's 10:25. Then his secretary appears saying that the old lady arrived with her lawyer. The Manager said let them in please. The old Lady and the lawyer walk in, the manager closed the door behind them. He says, "Well let's get this thing over with." The Manager proceeds to drop his pants and boxers. The old Lady walks up to him and cups his balls and thouroughly examines them. "Oh My!", The old Lady says,"You were correct you balls are not square. I guess I lose the bet. Here's your money." She hands the manager his $25k. The Manager pulls his pants up and says,"Wow that was easy." Then he glances over to the lawyer, he notices he's banging his head up against the wall. The manager says to the old lady, "What's wrong with him?" The old lady says to him, "Well I made a bet with him." The manager says, "what kind of bet?", The old lady replies, "Well...I bet him $100k that I would be able to caress the balls, of the highest ranking manager in the largest bank in this country at 10:30 in the morning."
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