One dirty Scot!

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A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man...

Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar.

"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window.

"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya screw one goat ..."

More great humour, visit Giles-Guthrie.com!
 
Heh. I was checking some of the jokes out there recently and there are some very funny ones.

I officially endorse Giles-Guthrie.com and it's overly creative domain name.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Heh. I was checking some of the jokes out there recently and there are some very funny ones.

I officially endorse Giles-Guthrie.com and it's overly creative domain name.
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I second that, especially its humour section. I laughed so hard upon reading Miscellany - Air Traffic Control.... :lol:
 
The only thing I don't agree with is the Hybrid Theory review.

Linkin Park lacks everything needed in a good band.

Great site, and I see you've had it up since '93?!
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
The only thing I don't agree with is the Hybrid Theory review.

Linkin Park lacks everything needed in a good band.
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Hmm. I do like some of their stuff, but the whole album in one go is a bit much. I stand by the review though. :)

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Great site, and I see you've had it up since '93?!
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Thanks and - err - so to speak, yeah!

The first ever page (Alice in UNIXLand) was written using Text Editor on a SunSPARC SLC running OpenWindows on Solaris. The only browser around then was the NCSA's Mosaic, which was changing versions weekly. There were no tables, backgound images, anything like that! I think the first version that I used to display one of my pages was 0.55 or something like that.

Of course, Mosaic later became Netscape, and I stuck with it for a while, resisting the powerful onslaught of IE, but now I think it's the other way around, and that IE is the better product.

Anyway, yeah, since '93, which is a long time. Although the site does keep changing, so it looked kinda different back then!
 
Originally posted by rufrgt_sn00pie2001
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man...

Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar.

"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window.

"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya screw one goat ..."

More great humour, visit Giles-Guthrie.com!
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ahahahah, that is so wrong :lol:
 

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