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Sunday night i got really really really really really drunk, and i had sex with my friends sister, we started to...do it, but we had no rubber so i just pulled out, we did it 3 times that night with me pulling out every time but there is always residue left one the dick and i remebered that the next morning.

a friends mom gave that girl 4 birth control pills on Monday, hope it works :shakehead:

well i guess if all this turns out to be good, i'll be very happy and i learned a very valuable lesson, Don't Drink and have sex, oh and use a rubber.
 
Your friend must really like you if you:
1. Got drunk,
2. Screwed his sis, not once but three times.
3. Forgot to use protection.

The fact that you have lived to tell it amazes me. Most big bros take a dim view of their friends putting the meat to their sisters. Hope you don't have a lifelong reminder to keep "little Puffy" in your pants. Or wear a raincoat in "stormy weather".
Otherwise, be prepared to step up and meet your responsibilities.
 
sorry if noone wanted to hear this, i thought if i posted it i might get a little advice.

thanx gil, i'm surprised i survived too, i wouldn't let anyone touch my sister.
 
You, Puffy, are an idiot.

No offence, but you are, or were, at the time, and I believe you will do it again...
 
:shakehead

Puffy, if you pray to a god, you better get on your knees now son and pray that this girl doesn't get pregnant.

I would suggest to you that she take some of those "morning after" pills and hope for the best. You are by no means ready to be a dad, and the strain that you would be putting on you, that girl, and your family is beyond your comprehension if she has a child.

Best of luck to you, I guess. :shakehead
 
Furthermore, If you must follow your head. Please, in the future, follow the head containing the brain.
:mad: If I had a daughter.... guys who do this sort of irresponsible stuff, (although the girl has some fault in this, she did have sex with you three times) cause otherwise gentle, grown men to buy big dogs and large caliber firearms.
Start rehearsing your apology for your friend, and their dad...and expect some animosity. Especially if you impregnate and bail.
Also, prepare to tell your parents that they are gonna be grandparents, if this girl is preggers. They WILL freak.
I am not envying you the next few weeks.
 
:rotfl:

This is the funniest thread ive ever seen.. :lol:

But in all seriousness, you shouldnt drink anyway.
 
Ahh. booze and sex - without it, the world would be so much less populated.

Well, Puffy - I genuinely hope this frightens the bejesus out of you, enough to think about the consequences next time.

I hope she isn't pregnant, if only for the sake of the child. You certainly deserve a damn good SCARE!!!
 
I agree, vat_man. Damn effect booze has on the mind, making want to root every chick in site . . . one of the leading causes of over population in this damn world! :mad:
 
Originally posted by vat_man
Ahh. booze and sex - without it, the world would be so much less populated.

Well, Puffy - I genuinely hope this frightens the bejesus out of you, enough to think about the consequences next time.

I hope she isn't pregnant, if only for the sake of the child. You certainly deserve a damn good SCARE!!!
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Well, as the slogan goes: "BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 1848".

I agree entirely with Vat_Man. Puffy, if you get away with this, consider yourself warned by the furies.
 
I don't know if it would be "Get away with it" but rather "survive this unscathed".

Puffy, once is a risk, three times is asking for it. My brother had to sit down with our parents when he was 15 and tell them the bad news. I can't tell you how much of my families life changed in that 30 seconds. Everything, and I mean everything. From school, to social events, to my college life, my brother celebrated his ten year anniversary with this girl this past summer. They got married when the second kid was on the way. I know the consequences of your actions, I've seen it from standing beside my brother.

Puffy said:
Don't Drink and have sex, oh and use a rubber.
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Want advice?
How about this lesson. Simply Don't

Was she drunk? 5 years from now her guilt about this could cause her to think she was dated raped.

it could happen two weeks from now. All sorts of Bad Karma comes from these events.

A slim margin of hope is all you have left. Pray it's enough, not for your sake, but for everyone else's.

AO
 
Originally posted by Gil
Your friend must really like you if you:
1. Got drunk,
2. Screwed his sis, not once but three times.
3. Forgot to use protection.

The fact that you have lived to tell it amazes me. Most big bros take a dim view of their friends putting the meat to their sisters. Hope you don't have a lifelong reminder to keep "little Puffy" in your pants. Or wear a raincoat in "stormy weather".
Otherwise, be prepared to step up and meet your responsibilities.
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Then this is NOT good. I'm going to take some advice from this and let my sister do her thing without any interference from me. Same goes for my cousin. And in return I guess I'll be expecting the same from them. Your bad trip has given me some good pointers.

Condolences btw.
 
Tsk, tsk...

What if she does have a kid? You could pretend it never happened and try to bail. But, you have to think about the kid. When the kid turns 6 and asks why he/she doesn't have a dad, the girl you screwed when you were drunk gets to make up an excuse. You'll feel bad and will probably have a hard time trying to start you own family. Later on down the road, when your wife wants to have kids, you'll think about the one you left behind. If she does have a kid, you'll probably want to get married. One more thing, divorces don't go down well with grown kids, so your gonna have to make it work.
 
I think that we've made him feel bad enough, or he's taking some of the advice here and he got in trouble for it. Who knows.
 
Maybe he had school off...because you'd have to be either an alcoholic or a moron to go to school on Monday hung over. If I drink it's always on Friday or Saturday if school is in. Anyway, hope she's not pregnant, and if she is...buy some one way tickets to Timbucktu.
 

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