Oxymorons

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32. Act naturally

31. Found missing

30. Resident alien

29. Genuine imitation

28. Airline food

27. Good grief

26. Government organization

25. Sanitary landfill

24. Alone together

23. Small crowd

22. Business ethics

21. Soft rock

20. State worker

19. Military intelligence

18. Sweet sorrow

17. Exact estimate

16. "Now, then . . ."

15. Passive aggression

14. Clearly misunderstood

13. Peace force

12. Extinct life

11. Plastic glasses

10. Terribly pleased

09. Computer security

08. Political science

07. Tight slacks

06. Definite maybe

05. Pretty ugly

04. Rap music

03. Working vacation

02. Legally drunk

And the number one top oxymoron:

01. Microsoft Works????
 
Those are pretty good. Except that computer security isn't funny and legally drunk isn't really an oxymoron. It's perfectly legal to get drunk. It's what you do when you're drunk that makes it illegal.

~LoudMusic
 
That one is good (:

Yeah I'm an "IT" guy, but that's not why I say that. It's just not an oxymoron. How about "educated user", or "productive artist" (:

~LoudMusic
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
That one is good (:

Yeah I'm an "IT" guy, but that's not why I say that. It's just not an oxymoron. How about "educated user", or "productive artist" (:

~LoudMusic
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I wasn't knocking you because your an "IT" guy, I think it was meant as you can "hack" a program or send a virus... besides, I just copied and pasted. :D
I definitely like the 2 you just put up. You must "work" with a bunch of "educated users". :p I know I do.:lol:
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
'Wicked good' is another. I think only Massachusettsans use the word 'wicked' in subsitution for 'very'.
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I've been known to use it on occation. Mostly "wicked cool", or just plain ole "wicked".

~LoudMusic
 

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