Parody thread!

[dylansan]

First off I'd like to say that I don't know wether this should go in the Music section, Rumble Strip, or Comedy Corner, so if the mods could move it to a fitting place, I'd appreciate it.

Second, this thread is for you to take a song you like and rewrite it. Think of this entire thread as a parody of Weird Al. I just thought others would like this because of the slight popularity of the "Make real songs GT4 related!" thread.

Third, I did not come across any thread better suited to this.

Your Food Just Tastes Gross:
(Something's Always Wrong)

Just yesterday, I told you not to cook,
But all you'd say, is that I shouldn't moan.
Now I don't know, just what you put in it,
But I feel low now, and all I do is groan.

Again, it seems your food,
Always tastes bad, never good.
Your food tastes strange, at the most.
All your food does is taste gross.

Another meal, that makes me wanna puke,
Now I don't feel well, I guess I must be sick.
A big surprize, that your dish wasn't cooked,
You tell me lies to, cover up your mistakes.

Again, it seems your food,
Always tastes bad, never good.
Your food tastes weird, at the most.
All your food is just plain gross.

**Vomiting noises**
*Ble-he-he-ech*
*Ble-he-he-he-ech*
*Ble-he-he-he-eech*

And again, it seems your food,
Always tastes bad, never good.
Your food tastes odd, at the most.
All your food is just plain gross.
All your food is just plain gross.
Couldn't you make toast?

**Vomiting noises**
*Ble-he-he-ech*
*Ble-he-he-he-e-ech*
*Ble-he-he-ech*
*Ble-he-he-he-eech*

What Makes This So Special:
(Californication)

Clear water from Poland
Sold in countries that import it.
Orange juice from Florida
Sorta wonder who first poured it...
Who came up with all these things?
Tell me why it's important.

It's from, another country,
And you expect me to want it?
You may say it's always better,
But we found out when we bought it,
If anything will be the king,
I'm sorry, this is not it.

You want us to pay you more for
Something that's the same.
You get it from special sources,
But I think that it is still lame.
How would most people rate it?
Must say I hate it...

Tell me why this stuff's so special!
Tell me why this stuff's so special...

Some people say that it's due to the way
That the product is produced.
But in what range is it possible to change
The way you gather fruit juice?
Is it true that
There's nothing you can do
To let your secrets loose?

The water may come from Poland Springs,
But it's just H2O always.
There is no fizz 'cause water is,
Gonna be the same in all ways.
My tap water is much cheaper
Than joining that Polish craze.

All these ways are certainly
Factors in how these things sell.
Honestly I don't mind if these
Products never sell well.
How would most people rate it?
Must say I hate it...

Tell me why this stuff's so special!
Tell me why this stuff's so special!
Tell me why this stuff's so special!
Tell me why this stuff's so special...

*slow solos*

I'm beggin' you please can you tell me 
How come everyone always loves these products?
Sometimes I think, that I rather drink,
a few gallons of old sawdust.
Can't help but think that
It really stinks,
For these I just have no lust.

You want us to pay you more for
Something that's the same.
You make it in special labs but,
I still think that it is real lame.
How would most people rate it?
Must say I hate it...

Tell me why this stuff's so special!
Tell me why this stuff's so special!
Tell me why this stuff's so special!
Tell me why this stuff's so special...

Funny Little Flu bug:
(Funny Little Feelin')

I'm not doing fine,
Been showing several signs,
I might be sick with some disease that I can't recognize.
Throwing up whole carrot sticks,
Told my mom I must be sick.
I'm sick,
Still sick,
I'm so sick.

Got a funny little flu bug. (Flu bug!)
Barfing up smelly undigested food stuff.
I just threw up on our new shag rug, (Shag rug!)
Well I sure hope that this week isn't too rough.

Oh! I'm so tired now,
Go to school? I don't know how.
Mumbling something, crumbling humbly, grumbly stomach funny little flu bug.
Take a bow,
You got rid of it somehow,
Now it's back, germ attack, Must have been from that Big Mac.

Hey why'm I sick again?
Got to have my medicine.
According to my list I haven't been sick since fall of '03.
You see my plea, I need a guarantee-ee-ee, that you all will agree...

...that I got a funny little flu bug. (Flu bug!)
Barfing up smelly undigested food stuff.
I just threw up on our new shag rug, (Shag rug!)
Well I sure hope that this week isn't too rough.

Got a funny little flu bug.
Barfing up smelly undigested food stuff.
I just threw up on our new shag rug,
Well I sure hope that this week isn't too rough!

I've got a funny little flu bug. (Flu bug!)
Barfing up smelly undigested food stuff.
I just threw up on our new shag rug, (Shag rug!)
Well I sure hope that this week isn't too rough.

I've got a funny little...
I've got a funny little...
I've got a funny little flu bu-u-u-ug...
I've got a funny little...
I've got a funny little...
I've got a funny little flu bug. Flu bug?
Flu bug. Flu bug?
Oh, you've got the flu bug!

Get crackin'!

 

[dylansan]

Bump because it's on page 2 with no replies at all...
I think I'll edit this post after for another song if someone gives me an idea.

 

[Danny]

I think there were no replies for a reason.

Sorry MINICOOPER120, but they're not all that funny....
It's good that you put the effort in though.

 

[dylansan]

Well then why don't some other people write some? I don't understand why everyone kept saying "Oh you're so good at this" in my GT4 thread, and nobody likes this one at all...

I'll work on those songs to make them better, but it's not all that easy especially when clarification has one less syllable then californication, and there's not too much to say about pong...

Maybe I'll change them completely to talk about something else?

 

[Gen.]

Sorry but, too long didn't read.

 

[OZZYGT]

Well then why don't some other people write some? I don't understand why everyone kept saying "Oh you're so good at this" in my GT4 thread, and nobody likes this one at all...

Well, they were funny because they related to GT4 actually. I mean, you pretty much hit the nail on the head with AC/DC and I don't remember what the other one was...

These are, meh...; I think you should stick with GT4 themed songs.

 

[dylansan]

Alright, I guess I'll just leave this open while I work on GT4 ones... maybe I'll come back if I get better ones.

 

[dylansan]

Completely renewed the first two and wrote a third one. I think this deserves a bump just so that it doesn't die a horrible death. I think the last one I added is the best so far, so you ought to give it a chance. This will hopefully be my last double post in this thread...