Pathetic but hillarious.

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Anyone happen to see the finale of Married by America Monday night? I had banned that show from my house but I caught the commercial for the last episode and it looked like those loosers were gonna get what they deserved: public humiliation. It was sweet. I laughed my ass off.
 
Yeah, you have to endure 6 years of love, pain, hardship, joy, questioning, and egolessness to get married For Real.

Losers take the easy way out.
 
One of the "brides" was a Playboy Bunny.

I don't think I ever felt such glee over the humiliation of other people before. I just kept laughing at stuff that I guess, in normal circumstances, would upset most people.

Maybe I'm mean.

Nah.
 
Dude,. I absolutely hated that dark-haired girl (Playboy Bunny). She had to have been the most materialistic, demanding "B", I'd ever seen.

I wish I saw the last one. What was the comotion?
 
I can't remember names but...

The blonde with freckles and Farrah Fawcet hair was just so sickeningly in love with her guy for no apparent reason at all. She basically had convinced herself it was "so real," getting all misty every five minutes about it. The guy told her flat out, "I am not in love with you." She ignored it.

So when her freinds showed up for the wedding (didn't see any family of her's, which may explain a lot) one of them was this long haired faggot (yes, faggot) who was obviously not a very good friend because he was actually happy for her.

When the "bride's" "groom" dumped her on the altar she had some kind of nervous breakdown and ran away crying :lol: . They kept showing her fruity friend and he was getting more and more pissed as the guy rejected her on the altar. Then he started yelling "What a loser!" over and over. He was making such a big stink and throwing things around :lol:. It was hillarious. And the rejected bride went and hid in a closet and sobbed like a banshee. All the guests were freaked out and crying.

It was an obscene fiasco and oh-so-funny.

I just couldn't believe how seriously these people took it. IT WAS A FOX SHOW. Duh!
 
What happened to the dark haired couple? Did the bimbo make an ass of herself? (pleeeeeeeeeeease say yes :D )
 
She backed out on the altar, too. But they were at least amicable about it.

You should've seen her family. Total Guido sleaze balls. Her mom was a wrinkled version of her and her dad looked like a used Cadillac salesman. And her sister was pretty homely and obviously envious.
 
Wow,... I would've expected the guy to have backed out considering how his family was reacting to teh situation.

Good for him,.... if there was anyone who was halfway sain in those last 4, it was that dude,... he certainly didn't deserve a life with that demanding wench. Damn,... she so reminded me of the beeotch from "Saving Silverman". :irked:
 
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