Personal Ad's - A Woman's Dictionary

[Mike Rotch]

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous................. Slept with everyone

Athletic......................................No bewbs

Average looking.................... Ugly

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure...................... On medication

Feminist..........................................Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slapper

Fun..........................................Annoying

New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing...................... Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional....................................B!tch

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker

 

[Danoff]

Looking for... ................................. doesn't know what she's looking for

 

[Omnis]

hot.........always has that one major flaw.

 

[MadHypello]

Really good 👍

 

[Robin]

Kind...............................................With an Asterix *!

 

[Cosmic]

Athletic................................ ......No bewbs

That's true. Just look at those athletic girls