Physical. Will I reach 80 doctor?

[CAMAROBOY69]

> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for my
> age".
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> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
> "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
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> He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," I
> replied. "I'm not doing either."
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> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said,
> "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
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> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," I said.
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> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
> "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
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> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a crap if you live to
> be 80?!!!"

 

[xcsti]

Haha, thats a pretty good one. True about all the stupid risks in this world.

 

[Der Alta]

That's why Dr. atkins is my hero

AO

 

[livemusic]

That's why Dr. atkins is my hero

AO

Were you all Mods at that time? If so, pupik must have felt lefted out.

Good joke btw! 👍

 

[Der Alta]

Were you all Mods at that time? If so, pupik must have felt lefted out.

Good joke btw! 👍

Actually, the only one in that thread that carried the SM title was Vat_man. Duke, Sage, and GG were promoted not too long after that. I came in a few months after them.

It's funny to go back and see things like that.

And yes, Dr. Atkins is still my hero. As clean and healthy as you can live, it doesn't matter to that patch of ice you step on.

AO

 

[Pupik]

Were you all Mods at that time? If so, pupik must have felt lefted out.

I don't have much time or patience to be a mod. Or take the Atkin's Diet again.