Pick up lines.

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'All I need is some peace and quiet...so give me a piece and I'll be quiet.'
 
That's some funny ****, boys! BTW, I love your avatar/sig/title, Rumple!
 
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
 
You: Is your daddy a butcher?
Girl: No why?
You: 'Cause it looks like someone took 2 fine hams and stuck 'em down the back of your pants.

;)
 
Originally posted by whitez
i heard that one before
It's from the movie "The Ladies Man".;)
Josh told me this one:

That shirt is very becoming of you. But then again, if I were on you like that, I'd be coming too.


:eek:
 
I'm so excited! It's almost like christmas, but you are are hotter than santa!
 
Originally posted by Deathhawk
I'm so excited! It's almost like christmas, but you are are hotter than santa!
Is that supposed to work?:thatsodd:
 
"Does my bum look big in this?"

"Big? It's looks like two badly parked buses!"
 
thats not really a good pick up line TVRKing, You would probablt get smacked for saying that
 
"If I could rewrite the alpabet, I'd put U and I together."
 
This ones really cheesy, but chic's dig that stuff.

"You dad must have been a theif, cus he stole the star's from the sky and put them in your eyes."

Like I said, cheesy.
 
"Are you an atronaut? Cus your ass is out of this world."
 
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