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here is a list of alot of pickup lines ive heard on gtplanet, if youve got more add them.. thx! lol
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Lets get you out of those wet clothes.
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you.
Im a bird watcher and Im looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? Ill lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Id really like to see how you look when Im naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because Ive got a stiffy.
Id walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If its true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, its not just going to suck itself.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
how bout we practice math subtract your clothes add a bed divide ur legs and multiply
how bout we play resturaunt wrap ur legs around me and be the all u can eat buffet
'All I need is some peace and quiet...so give me a piece and I'll be quiet.'
'i get more ass than a toilet seat'
You have a nice body. Would you hold it against me?
You: Is your daddy a butcher?
Girl: No why?
You: 'Cause it looks like someone took 2 fine hams and stuck 'em down the back of your pants.
That shirt is very becoming of you. But then again, if I were on you like that, I'd be coming too.
"You dad must have been a theif, cus he stole the star's from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Are you an astronaut? Cus your ass is out of this world."
"The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?"
"Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice?
Girl: Not at all.
Guy: What if I was a midget?"
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
"Um, excuse me miss, I've lost my phone number......can I have yours?"
"I am from the Phone Book Company and we seem to have lost your phone number...."
"Somebody call the police, cuz this girl just stole my heart."
"Will you suck my pickle for a nickle?"
"how do you like you eggs? scrambled fried or fertilized"
"i wish you were a squirrel so i could bust a nut in you"
"want to play loin? you get down on all fours, and Ill feed you the meat"
lol
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Lets get you out of those wet clothes.
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you.
Im a bird watcher and Im looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? Ill lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Id really like to see how you look when Im naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because Ive got a stiffy.
Id walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If its true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, its not just going to suck itself.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
how bout we practice math subtract your clothes add a bed divide ur legs and multiply
how bout we play resturaunt wrap ur legs around me and be the all u can eat buffet
'All I need is some peace and quiet...so give me a piece and I'll be quiet.'
'i get more ass than a toilet seat'
You have a nice body. Would you hold it against me?
You: Is your daddy a butcher?
Girl: No why?
You: 'Cause it looks like someone took 2 fine hams and stuck 'em down the back of your pants.
That shirt is very becoming of you. But then again, if I were on you like that, I'd be coming too.
"You dad must have been a theif, cus he stole the star's from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Are you an astronaut? Cus your ass is out of this world."
"The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?"
"Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice?
Girl: Not at all.
Guy: What if I was a midget?"
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
"Um, excuse me miss, I've lost my phone number......can I have yours?"
"I am from the Phone Book Company and we seem to have lost your phone number...."
"Somebody call the police, cuz this girl just stole my heart."
"Will you suck my pickle for a nickle?"
"how do you like you eggs? scrambled fried or fertilized"
"i wish you were a squirrel so i could bust a nut in you"
"want to play loin? you get down on all fours, and Ill feed you the meat"
lol
