- 2,442
- St. Cloud, Florida
- aracefan
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've
got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the
bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling around - what should
I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig
in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and
throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes
later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out
and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've
got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the
bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling around - what should
I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig
in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and
throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes
later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out
and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
HAHA!! I like that one. 
