Polyphony Digitalism

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*playing the holy organs*

Tonight we will sing for the glory of the KY!
 
We need fifteen hundred Nissan 350Z's since its his favorite car.
 
Nissanesis Chapter 1:

One day, KY was bored. Sitting in his warehouse was some wheels, a bodyframe, and a motor. On the first day, KY said, "Let there be wheels on this bodyframe." And the bodyframe and wheels allied together. On the second day, KY said, "In order for this machine to run, it needs a motor." So the engine was also allied with the bodyframe and wheels. On the third day, KY was not very happy with the car because it is very dull. And KY said, "Let there be color on this car." And so the color blue appeared on the car. On day four, KY saw that the wheels were very dull. "Let there be a shiny alloy rim on all four of these wheels." So alloy wheels appeared on the car. On the fifth day, KY saw that there needs to be something in the machine that the driver can use to monitor it. So the steering wheel and seats appeared on the machine. On day six, KY summoned a blacksmith and said, "Make me a circle with a stirp in the middle. In the middle of the strip, the words are to spell this: 'N I S S A N'. Also create the letters, '350Z'." And so the blacksmith followed KY's orders. KY called this machine a "car". This particular car was called a Nissan 350Z. On the seventh day, KY saw that everything was good, so he rested.

To Be Continued...
 
I re-wrote Genesis I for the Barryboys forum... Let me dig it out...

Edit: Here we go... :D


Barrysis
1:1
In the Beginning, Luton created the Chevette and the Nova.

1:2
And the Nova was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Barry moved upon the face of the waters.

1:3
And Luton said, Let there be light: and there was light.

1:4
And Barry saw the light, that it was good: and Barry divided the light with some blinging Morettes.

1:5
And Barry called the light "phat Xenons", and the darkness he called "choons". And the evening and the morning were the first day.

1:6
And Barry said, Let there be a hood scoop in the midst of the bonnet, and let it direct air to nowhere in particular.

1:7
And Barry made the hood scoop, and directed air to his 1.3 which was clearly in need of cooling given the excessive power: and it was so.

1:8
And Barry called the hood scoop "phat". And the evening and the morning were the second day.

1:9
And Barry said, Let the waters under the Nova be brought closer to the underside, and let the dry land graze the bodywork: and it was so.

1:10
And Barry called the chopped springs "lowered"; and the gathering together of the waters was allowed to rust the underside: and Barry thought that it was good.

1:11
And Barry said, Let the boot bring forth wings, as he smoked the herb yielding seed, and let it be affixed upon the boot as if placed there by David Blunkett: and it was so.

1:12
And the boot bring forth wings, as he smoked the herb yielding seed, and let it be affixed upon the boot as if placed there by David Blunkett: and Barry thought that it was "pukka".

1:13
And the evening and the morning were the third day.

1:14
And Barry said, Let there be lights in the wheels of the Nova to make people think I'm driving a dodgem; and let them give me the right to ignore signs, and seasons, and days, and years:

1:15
And let them be for lights atop the Rozzers of the local constabulary to give light upon the Nova: and it was so.

1:16
And Barry made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the fog, but be left on all the time anyway: he made the neon washers also.

1:17
And Barry set them in random places around the Nova to give light upon the earth,

1:18
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Barry thought that it was "sortid".

1:19
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

1:20
And Barry said, Let Luton bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and I shall nick the engine out of it so that I may have more power but understeer horribly.

1:21
And Barry created a great whale, and every living creature that moveth across the road in front of it, which the teenage mothers brought forth abundantly, ran like a bastard: and Barry thought that it was "wikkid".

1:22
And Barry cursed them, saying, why are you letting the damn kids near my car, *****. Yea for they will scratch the paintwork.

1:23
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

1:24
And Barry said, Let the Nova sprout forth the bumper of the Kingdöm, so that it may look like a creeping thing: and it was so.

1:25
And Barry attached to the Nova the bumper of the Kingdöm, so that it may look like a creeping thing: and Barry thought that it looked minted.

1:26
And Barry said, Let us make another kid in our image, Katleigh, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the spare bedroom of your mam's place.

1:27
So Barry created another kid in his own image; male and female created he them.

1:28
And Barry blessed his Nova, and Barry said unto it, Be powerful, and street race, and scorch the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the vehicles of the road, and over the police helicopter, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

1:29
And Barry said, Behold, I see an Italian purpose-built sports car, which is foreign and therefore ****; I could have it at the next lights, to me it shall be for meat.

1:30
And for every race that it lost, he did say; Yea, for I was not trying; had I meant it the sports car would be for dust.

1:31
And Barry saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was total ****. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
 
Dude, thats freak'n cool. Your Joining in a Pastor #1 cause I said you are.
 
Good job Famine. *makes a farting-sound with the organs*.
 
Okay guys, in the very first post, I'll link where the races are. So check in once in a while. the first one should be on Wednesday.
 
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