Neither would I, it's ungainly. Owning that would be nothing more than a novlety, only it's be a novlety that wastes space and would look horrible in 99% or peoples houses.
I'm sorry, but in all but a few places, that thing is gaudy as hell. It may very well rival the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story", or this monstrosity that can be found in my grandparents' house: