practical joke...

[Dudebusta]

if you are ever at a party and there is someone there that you dont like then this is the perfect trick for you.

get them so pissed the pass out. grab a peice of bog roll (toilet paper), go out the back yard and smear dog crap on it (if there is no dog, improvise) and lightly dab it on the guys top lip just under his nose. make sure you cant see much of it and make sure people see you do it. when he awakes from his alcohol induced slumber, all he will be able to smell is crap.

ive done it to a few people over time and they are never able to figure it out.

it is good because you get to put dog crap on an arseholes face and you also piss yourself laughing.

 

[LEBGEND]

sweet

 

[boombexus]

Dudebusta,

How many times have you gotten an arse beating from this one going wrong?

 

[Dudebusta]

surprisingly none. you can also write **** lips on their forehead for effect too.

 

[boombexus]

I would be so pissed if that ever happened to me! I think that I would just start hitting whoever was closest to me!

 

[Dudebusta]

i had my eyebrows shaved off in uni, i knocked my best friends 2 front teeth out.

 

[boombexus]

Got any pic's of that?

 

[Dudebusta]

lauren (my better half) has but you aint seeing them

 

[boombexus]

PUHLEEEEEEEESSSSEE!



Hey, it dosen't look like you live in a "trailer" in that pic!

 

[Dudebusta]

thats not me, i just searched for 'mum' on altavista. that came up so i used it.

nah no photos of me with no eyebrows. go take a look in that possible photos thread in rumble strip for a picture of me with eyebrows.

 

[boombexus]

I got tired of looking in there. Too many pages!

It's almost 4am here so I ain't really motivated!

 

[boombexus]

This is so wierd, we have two different conversations going on in two different threads and it's just me and you!

 

[Dudebusta]

well ya get that on big jobs

 

[boombexus]

Later Dudebusta,

Of to Dreamland!

 

[Dudebusta]

if your lip smells ****ty tomorrow it wasnt me.