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1. its not yours, its someone elses. in fact it probably belongs to some bastard bank.
2. it never needs washing
3. anyone can drive one regardless of their handicap
4. it never needs oil, water or brake fluid
5. it will run on nay fuel
6. it doesnt matter if you forget where you left it
7. correct tyre pressure is not relevant to its handling capabilities
8. the map holders behind the front seats hold a lot of ice and make terriffic eskies
9. you dont have to throw empty bottles and cigarette butts out the window
10. provided you go quick enough it will ford surprisingly deep rivers
11. it goes faster in reverse than anything ever built
12. it can be slipped into reverse at any time
13. is can carry more bags of cement and bush rock than you think
14. it can go places four wheel drives cant
15. you dont need racks to strap your luggage to the roof
16. you dont give a rats arse if its stolen
17. it goes better sideways than anything except a speedway sprint car
18. the boot lid makes an excellent toboggan
2. it never needs washing
3. anyone can drive one regardless of their handicap
4. it never needs oil, water or brake fluid
5. it will run on nay fuel
6. it doesnt matter if you forget where you left it
7. correct tyre pressure is not relevant to its handling capabilities
8. the map holders behind the front seats hold a lot of ice and make terriffic eskies
9. you dont have to throw empty bottles and cigarette butts out the window
10. provided you go quick enough it will ford surprisingly deep rivers
11. it goes faster in reverse than anything ever built
12. it can be slipped into reverse at any time
13. is can carry more bags of cement and bush rock than you think
14. it can go places four wheel drives cant
15. you dont need racks to strap your luggage to the roof
16. you dont give a rats arse if its stolen
17. it goes better sideways than anything except a speedway sprint car
18. the boot lid makes an excellent toboggan
