Red mist - Jaguar XF Goes Two Tone?

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"Say, Randy, that new Jag XF's a neat bit of kit, ain't it?"

"Sure is, Jimmy."

"Know what'd make it even neater?"

"Sure do, Jimmy."

"Red paint. You still got that can left over from when we painted Bub's fence?"

"Sure do, Jimmy."

"See, my philosophy is that there ain't no car that can't be improved with a bit of red paint."

"That's the truth, Jimmy."

"Hey, know what? We could even do them nice 22-inchers in red, too."

"You don't see many red wheels around, Jimmy."

"Sure don't. Hell, why don't we paint the seats while we're at it?"

"Won't that be a bit, like, painty, Jimmy?"

"Shuddup, Randy. You're always curtailin' my genius schemes."

"Like that time I told you not to trim your toenails with my industrial strimmer?"

"We don't talk about that, Randy. Get your paintbrush. We've got some paintin' to do."
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Yeah good old descriptive talk from topgear.com. Anyway, I have to say that in my opinion that there is the most disgusting looking tune up of a car I have ever seen. FAIL.
 
Questionable Modifications!!!!!

I thought this was a factory option. Instead I get something owned by a Rapper Wannabe.

And the Top Gear guys? They can't write Redneck to save them. Not when they throw in British terms like "Piece of Kit." Silly Redcoats...
 
It works at the back but not at the front..... hmm it is 'questionable' Personally I think they have picked the wrong panels to colour.

It looks like it sank up to door handle level in a tomato sauce factory!

Bugatti - Yes

Maybach - Yes

Jaguar - Your joking right?

Robin
 
I like the car, I hate that paintjob, doesn't work at all.
 
I kinda like the rear. Everything else is just bad. I see some potential for a two-tone, but not like that.
 
Ugh...The lame attempt at redneckism is bugging the hell out of me. Here. let ME try.

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"Hay, Randaaay, that thar new Jag's Summthin' else, ain't it?"

"Shore is, Jimmy."

"Know what'd make it even gooder?"

"Whassat?"

"Red paint. Ya'll got that can left over from when we painted Bubba's fence?"

"Shore do, Jimmy."

"Seehere, there ain't no car that can't be improved with a bit of red paint."

"Heh, ain'tat the truth, Jimmy."

"Hey, know what? We could even do them nice big Hip-hop Pimper wheels in red, too."

"Now where the hell we gonna git those?"

"Figgure we ken jus' paint 'em. Why, hell, why don't we paint them seats while we's at it?"

"Won't that be a bit, uhm, painty, Jimmy?"

"Aw, Shaddup, Randy. You's always curtailin' my gen-i-us schemes."

"Aw, hell, I done told ya not to use my doggurn weedwhacker to trim yer toenails!"

"Shaddup, Randy! Get your paintbrush. We got us some paintin' ahead of us. I swear to God we do."
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Better. If your IQ doesn't go down from reading that, I've failed my fellow hicks.
 
The word Galpin is on the back plate.

That alone garners it an automatic fail. :rolleyes:
 
Saw my first XF two days ago on the road; This represents everything that could ever go wrong with the car. EPIC FAIL.
 
Oh my god, WTF is this thing? Is it just me, or does it look like a Buick from the front, Lexus from the side and Aston from the rear. I'm confused.
 
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Oh my god, WTF is this thing? Is it just me, or does it look like a Buick from the front, Lexus from the side and Aston from the rear. I'm confused.
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The first thing that came to my mind from the rear 3/4 shot was Lexus GS.
 
This car has potential for a two-tone, and at the back this one looks good.... but it kinda dies at the front.
 
Jim Prower
Ugh...The lame attempt at redneckism is bugging the hell out of me. Here. let ME try.



Better. If your IQ doesn't go down from reading that, I've failed my fellow hicks.
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You forgot to slip in a "I guarantee ya" somewhere in there.

And a "dang gonnit"
 
Jim Prower
Ugh...The lame attempt at redneckism is bugging the hell out of me. Here. let ME try.

Better. If your IQ doesn't go down from reading that, I've failed my fellow hicks.
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Dadnabbit... I think yew done seceded in y'er attempt... :lol:
 
My Dad was up at Jaguar a couple of weeks back and saw the XF there. Nothing special he said.
 
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uh, Jag...what the bleep are you DOING? you are NOT FORD! get AWAY from that paint gun

NOW!
 

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