HOLY CRAP! That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen! I don't believe in religion, because anyone can go to church every Sunday and Wednesday and never really have a change of heart, what a lot of people don't get about Christianity is that it is about a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and having a true desire to let Him be Lord of your life. Not about DON'T do this, DO do that, ALWAYS come to Church on Sunday, and if you miss once your going to burn, etc. For any of those who want to know what I mean, read Romans, and the Gospels, and you'll see what I mean.
His Spaghettiness will not be amused by your inter-denominational wishy-washy polyamory! You shall have no other gods before Me and wheat pasta really sucks.