Review a forumite

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Review a forumite. Take your average game review you see in the magazine. Review, score, final verdict. Now take this principle and apply to a forum member of your choice. I'll give you an example soon.

Have fun. Oh and this isn't an excuse for flame wars, if you get a bad review, please take it with a laugh ang giggle :lol:
 
*crosses fingers*

Race Idiot

Race Winner

Now I don't know about you but I really do like it when visiting a foreign forum (this is American right? :p ) that theres a familar face from your native country. Hailing from Old Lahndahn Town, Race Idiot is probably one of the most informed people on this forum (alongside me). When he talks, you certainly knows he's going to sort out your problem, and be informative.

When it comes to racing games, he is God. Ruling at Gran Turismo 3, TOCA Race Driver among others, he can pull powerslides, wheelies, doughnuts, jam sandwiches and chicks. OK the last two are a lie.

So in all honesty, what do a think of Race Idiot? A fellow countryman, a games God, has the best avatar in the world, and probably speaks cockney?

We luv him!

92%

We should probably become a tag-team, enter the WWE and kick William Regals ass.
 
M5Power

He's the typical 25 year old Chicagolander, driving his pimp ride to work everyday and eating a lot of popcorn is what Mister DeMuro thrives upon.

He refuses to buy Getronics stock, and become a ****ing zillionaire, which is rather stupid of him. But that's okay, I wouldn't trust a pretentious 15 year old Dutchy either.

He claims to be overpaid, which has a little oddity to it. For when he is at the office, he works. Instead of browsing GTPlanet.
That's just one of his flaws though.

Overal score: 03%
 
*roaring laughter*

That is the greatest review!
Although 3% is a little too positive.

By the way Rossell nice review mate. ;)
 
In a time when two-dimensional concepts and incomprehensible drivel reign supreme, Pupik is a breath of fresh air. His thoughtful posts contribute in no short measure to the well-being of GTP, even though is screen name is somewhat of a mystery. His new threads may not get hundreds of posts, but in case you haven’t noticed, that’s a good thing. His website is full of deadpan humor and great drawings and shouldn’t be missed. His avatars change at a comfortable pace and hint at the originality you might find reading his posts. You might even overlook the fact he lives in Florida.

Pay heed to the Trampio.

Overall rating: “A”
 
You know, I was watching Gladiator last night, and I could swear the raucous mob was chanting "Trampio! Trampio! Trampio!" at the defeat of my foes.

Nah.

The fresh air comment is a bit much for now; I'd better shower and get ready for a late work day.
 
Boombexus:

No normal human being can feel anything else than a deep respect for this man. Dating 4! women at the same time, and he got away with it!

Add the fact that he is asskicking fast at GT3, makes the best damn meals anyone has ever tasted, lives in an area where snowfall is as normal as breathing air, drives a Lexus and has a brother named El Mano.

All that sums up to a simple conclusion: 95%
 
Made in Holland was made in the best darn country in the world. It's where Smuckers should be made. 101 %
 
Glad to see you lot are holding up to the concept very well.

And hey Race Idiot, I mean what I say in the review, your a good guy mate :D
 
Originally posted by rufrgt_sn00pie2001
M5Power

He refuses to buy Getronics stock, and become a ****ing zillionaire, which is rather stupid of him. But that's okay, I wouldn't trust a pretentious 15 year old Dutchy either.

Overal score: 103%

Getronics isn't traded publicly in the United States -- that's just one problem; the other of course being that share prices have declined about 80 percent since January 2001. Strangely, I still refoos.

rufrgt_sn00pie2001

Some Hollander with a weird GTP name. His birthplace is pronounced Mah - stri - chht, or is in my language. His girlfriend looks really Dutch, but in reality, is at least 25 times better than George. But Nina is still better than both of them.

He wants a quad, but not so he can tear up the property; that's just a side effect. He also wants to turn 16 so he can crash scooters into bushes. I think when he starts driving he's going to end up with a 206, which will be outdated by then.

His dad's got an S80, which is beginning to look outdated, and his mom has a V70 diesel, which looked outdated last year, especially in dark green. Eww.

Sn00pie is comparable to an Impreza P1, which Race Idiot wants.

Overall score: 1 out of 29,874
 
Oh dear...here goes:

This man's so nice he's named twice. Bravery for showing perseverence in the face of great adversity. He introduced us to the Suzuki Escudo, and a love of the dying Bowtie sports-coupe. And he's never been afraid to ask for help, hence the F1 in his name.





















Let's hear it for meme/F1man!

I give you 1:lol::lol: non-refundable points.
 
You can't request that someone gives you a review! That's like asking someone to give you a Christmas present when they don't want to or making your own birthday thread. You have to wait for someone to review you on thier own. You on the other hand, could review someone else and maybe they'd review you in return (this isn't an invitation).

OA
 
Gil, GilesGuthrie, vat_man, Der Alta, boombexus, youth_cycler and sometimes neon_duke and PunkRock...

These members rule. Without them, GTP would be quite a bit less sensible than it is now. 100 percent rankings all around, except to neon_duke because he doesn't like Springsteen and often reminds me he doesn't and PunkRock due to his love of Honda. :) All these members are a joy to have around these forums.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Gil, GilesGuthrie, vat_man, Der Alta, boombexus, youth_cycler and sometimes neon_duke and PunkRock...

These members rule. Without them, GTP would be quite a bit less sensible than it is now. 100 percent rankings all around, except to neon_duke because he doesn't like Springsteen and often reminds me he doesn't and PunkRock due to his love of Honda. :) All these members are a joy to have around these forums.

Took the words out of my mouth.

OA
 
I have to admit, PunkRock is one of the most underrated GTP members we have here. He is a perfect example of GTF member whom does GTP a world of good. While most GTF members trash GTP on the side, and vice versa, this man serves both sites well, never tarnishes anyone's posts, nor flames other members.

I hereby nominate PunkRock as our Official Ambassador of Grand Touring Affairs.

10,000 Credits are hereby awarded.
 
GTF? My gawd, someone hasn't taken a ball peen hammer to the server on which sits that den of evil?

;)
 
Originally posted by mayorbill11
yeah, but punk rock is a crappy GTF member, which would explain why he works out so well here. damn quebecers.

:reallyodd

oh well.
 
read the topic. it says 'review a forumite' and says nothing about flame wars.

i seem to remember you trying to start a flame war between gtplanet and a certain dodge intrepid forum, so kindly take your own advice and stfu.
 
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