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This song to the tune of 'Clint Eastwood' by Gorrilaz
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VTEC in my bag
I''m slowa.ss,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VVT-I in my bag
I''m slowas.s,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let us out of our place
Now, HP for us is nothing cos we got VTEC!
Nah we couldn''t be there
Nah you shouldn''t be scared
We s.uck at drag race
And we sound like a snare
Irritable
Bet you didn''t think so we command you to
Brain washing you
Look well make it all tosseable
Pick and choose
Brag and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really fr.eaking cool?
Picture you gettin'' down in a road course
Like your car lit a fuse
You think it''s horrible
Embarassing? Maybe
fictional
laughable
What appears in you is a nicer view cos you''re too biased
powerless
To know the definition for what power is
Priceless
For you because cuz were high on the hype $hit
You like it?
Tiresmokin'' righteous with one sticker
Psychic among those
Defeat V8s with one go
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VTEC in my bag
I''m slowa.ss,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VVT-I in my bag
I''m slowas.s,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
The essence the basics
Without them you make it
Allow me to exlain you
Riced, like in mags
Power
You have it or you don''t that''s a fallacy
Were in them
Every sticker
Every spoiler piece
Every cloud of smoke
You see with your eyes
I see sports cars in demise
econoboxes in disguise
From this ****in'' enterprise
Now I''m sucking to your bias
Through VTEC , though not its muscle but the merchandizing it provides
with me as a guide
But y''all can understand now cos you don''t see with your eye
You perceive with your bias
That''s the inner
So I''ma stick around with Rice and be a mentor
Bust a few topics so mother fu.c.kers
Remember where the thought is
I brought all this
So you can survive with slow and slowness
handling, kick downs that you thought were dead
No squealing, remember
(you cant do with VTEC!)
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VVT-I in my bag
I''m slowass,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are comin on
Are coming on
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VTEC in my bag
I''m slowa.s.s,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
This song to the tune of ... whatever it's called by eminem i think
this is so damn funny! Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it
took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a ****; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem goddamn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks *****in on a front wheel drive.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VTEC in my bag
I''m slowa.ss,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VVT-I in my bag
I''m slowas.s,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let us out of our place
Now, HP for us is nothing cos we got VTEC!
Nah we couldn''t be there
Nah you shouldn''t be scared
We s.uck at drag race
And we sound like a snare
Irritable
Bet you didn''t think so we command you to
Brain washing you
Look well make it all tosseable
Pick and choose
Brag and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really fr.eaking cool?
Picture you gettin'' down in a road course
Like your car lit a fuse
You think it''s horrible
Embarassing? Maybe
fictional
laughable
What appears in you is a nicer view cos you''re too biased
powerless
To know the definition for what power is
Priceless
For you because cuz were high on the hype $hit
You like it?
Tiresmokin'' righteous with one sticker
Psychic among those
Defeat V8s with one go
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VTEC in my bag
I''m slowa.ss,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VVT-I in my bag
I''m slowas.s,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
The essence the basics
Without them you make it
Allow me to exlain you
Riced, like in mags
Power
You have it or you don''t that''s a fallacy
Were in them
Every sticker
Every spoiler piece
Every cloud of smoke
You see with your eyes
I see sports cars in demise
econoboxes in disguise
From this ****in'' enterprise
Now I''m sucking to your bias
Through VTEC , though not its muscle but the merchandizing it provides
with me as a guide
But y''all can understand now cos you don''t see with your eye
You perceive with your bias
That''s the inner
So I''ma stick around with Rice and be a mentor
Bust a few topics so mother fu.c.kers
Remember where the thought is
I brought all this
So you can survive with slow and slowness
handling, kick downs that you thought were dead
No squealing, remember
(you cant do with VTEC!)
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VVT-I in my bag
I''m slowass,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are comin on
Are coming on
I ain''t speedy, I''m being riced
I got VTEC in my bag
I''m slowa.s.s,but not for long
The ricers are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
Are coming on
This song to the tune of ... whatever it's called by eminem i think
this is so damn funny! Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it
took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a ****; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem goddamn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks *****in on a front wheel drive.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner
