Ricer Got What He Deserved, I Got A Good Laugh

Rumple Foreskin

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I was out cruising through town tonight in the Aston on my way to the movies to see "The Rundown" (which was merley ok to me) when at a red light I had a teenager pull up next to me in a riced out Neon.

It was a 4 lane light, 2 for going straight one for a left and one lane for turning right. I was in one of the lanes for going straight and he was in the other. We were both stuck behind one car each.

This Neon was total rice, from the double deck aluminum spoiler that was taller than his roof, to the home made hood leuvers, complete with spray bombed racing stripes. And i guess it was an automatic, cause if it wasnt I dont know what the hell he did.

He looks at me and revs, I look back and give the finger and do the old rolleyes :rolleyes:. He starts revving his engine again and looks over at me again. I give him the satisfaction of revving my engine(why I did I dont know) and then he revved up high once again.

At this point I guess he had a total brain fart and forgot that when you are driving an automatic you need to apply both the brake and the gas at the same time or else you will go forward.

He revs up real high and then right outta no where he launches forward and smashes directly into the back of a middle aged guys Forester. :lol:

I couldnt believe what I witnessed. I think it was one of the single funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of experiancing. I was laughing so hard that I sat at the green light for about 15 seconds bent over into the passenger seat laughing.

I just wish I could of caught it all on tape. No one was hurt, the guy in the Forester just sat there stunned, and the guy in the Neon wouldnt even turn to face me.

I pulled away thoroughly satisfied with the whole event.

Ricers are always good for a laugh.

Yeah, so thats my story
 
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Oh man I would have loved to see that.
 
I've got something almost as funny, i don't think i ever posted that here. Beginning of the summer, i'm in my CRX...

There was this kid in a Hyundai Elantra, he rolled on us at a stop light. Revs at me. Quick glance; it's white, the interior is white too, probably in vinyl, it's got ugly ass white rims that were probably 18s, a windshield banner and a good hundred stickers on the side, with LED windshield washers.

I didn't care much, but he kept on revving at me. It's funny once or twice, but when the guy does it 10 times while you're waiting for a light (and go figure, that light was the slowest i've ever seen in my life, i must have stayed there at least 2 minutes... it was around midnight, so maybe they time the lights differently at night) it gets on your nerves. So, a quick blast into VTEC land just to hear the BOV do its thing, thinking it'd be enough for Eminem on my right.

But this kid's stubborn... he revs back! Guess he didn't realise this thing's turbocharged, and that the 12.55 written in the back quarter window with shoe polish isn't bluff ( i don't normally leave dial ins on my car all the time, but we were just coming back from the strip)... or that he thinks his big ass wheels will help him or something. So, i get the revs up to 4500 rpm, ready to show him what a worthless piece of **** his car is. Light finally gets green, and a part of my brain tells me that i shouldn't do this, so i give up and watch him fly away into darkness.

Not really. The idiot stalled his ricemobile, trying to go away John Force style. I just pointed and laughed, and went on my way. He got his thing restarted, and immediately turned right.


I just love those kind of stories... :lol:
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin


I pulled away thoroughly satisfied with the whole event.

Ricers are always good for a laugh.

Yeah, so thats my story
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:lol: I would've stayed just so I could explain the kid's stupidity to the cops when they showed up.

-Mark
 
Simillar thing happened to me,
I was in my dad's rodeo and a half riced-out celica pulled up beside us. He gave my dad a aggresive glare and started revving his engine, which I may add, was very quiet.
My dad then revved his engine up to 6300 rpm and drowned out any noise remaining. The look on the guys face was priceless.
He then turned back to the road and was about to drag us.
He got a faster start with about 1 metre distance and then my dad went in 3rd and beat the guy by about, hmm 25 metres :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
I've got something almost as funny, i don't think i ever posted that here. Beginning of the summer, i'm in my CRX...

There was this kid in a Hyundai Elantra, he rolled on us at a stop light. Revs at me. Quick glance; it's white, the interior is white too, probably in vinyl, it's got ugly ass white rims that were probably 18s, a windshield banner and a good hundred stickers on the side, with LED windshield washers.

I didn't care much, but he kept on revving at me. It's funny once or twice, but when the guy does it 10 times while you're waiting for a light (and go figure, that light was the slowest i've ever seen in my life, i must have stayed there at least 2 minutes... it was around midnight, so maybe they time the lights differently at night) it gets on your nerves. So, a quick blast into VTEC land just to hear the BOV do its thing, thinking it'd be enough for Eminem on my right.

But this kid's stubborn... he revs back! Guess he didn't realise this thing's turbocharged, and that the 12.55 written in the back quarter window with shoe polish isn't bluff ( i don't normally leave dial ins on my car all the time, but we were just coming back from the strip)... or that he thinks his big ass wheels will help him or something. So, i get the revs up to 4500 rpm, ready to show him what a worthless piece of **** his car is. Light finally gets green, and a part of my brain tells me that i shouldn't do this, so i give up and watch him fly away into darkness.

Not really. The idiot stalled his ricemobile, trying to go away John Force style. I just pointed and laughed, and went on my way. He got his thing restarted, and immediately turned right.


I just love those kind of stories... :lol:
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AhAHAHahaahhaHAhAHHAAHAHaHAHAHAhaHAHahhA the details!!! Eminem rotfl!!!!!
hahaha dang, those two stories are gems. best thread ever :D

Cano

also, I really didnt know you CRX was that fast pr. I did know it is supercharged, extruding some 320 horses... hell of a ride, man.
 
if it wasn't an auto i bet he was trying to do a burn, and didn't rev high enough or e-brake correctly before letting go to spin the wheels :P
 
so hang on, he was trying to race you whilst stuck behind another car????? the guy sounds like a total retard! :D second story was equally excellent. but with the first one i too would have stayed behind for the cops to explain it all, just for a laugh ;)
 
Man that was some funny **** guys, happens over here as well with these "traffic light" heros :D :lol:
 
I just felt bad for the guy in the Forester. The kid really plowed into him.

It did way more damage to the neon than it did the Forester.

No air bags were set off which surprised me.

That would of been the best if the Neon's air bag went off and punched the retard right in the nose and covered him in all the white powder.

:lol: I woke up today still laughing from the whole thing.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
No air bags were set off which surprised me.

That would of been the best if the Neon's air bag went off and punched the retard right in the nose and covered him in all the white powder.
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I think that retard diconnected the airbag ( Which would be a big NO to me, airbags do save lives if used properly)
 
Originally posted by TOYOTA FR3AK
I think that retard diconnected the airbag ( Which would be a big NO to me, airbags do save lives if used properly)
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Or maybe he had an aftermarket steering wheel (airbag-less) for the true RACING feel. :rolleyes: haha


-Mark
 
Originally posted by Ethix101
Or maybe he had an aftermarket steering wheel (airbag-less) for the true RACING feel. :rolleyes: haha


-Mark
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Or he wasn't going fast enough for the airbags to deploy. Which is probably the case, if they were sitting at a stoplight.
 
I'd hope his airbags wouldn't deploy in a low speed bump like that.

Well, at least it was just a parked car in front of him, rather than a person crossing the street or something.

I did one of those stop light drag races once, I felt really stupid afterwards. I'm glad no one was around to see me acting like an idiot, never did that again.
 
I got a stoplight story that happend lust this saturday. First day I had my WRX, and I was out late testing it (how fast it accels, turning radius, control, etc). Im on my way home and this guy in a Integra comes up next to me. He high revs it and smiles at me. I sit there and laugh and shake my head, then he odes it again. Being the show off that I am, I reved my big boxxer up. Next thing I know it the light turns green and he pops his clutch causeing him to burn out through the light.....I could only watch this dumbass as he loses control, sildes accross both lanes and ends up in the ditch. I stood there laughing for at least 2 mins, while hes out running around his cary about to cry like a little baby. Whats the moral of this story? DONT STREET RACE :lol:
 
Originally posted by MiXx
I got a stoplight story that happend lust this saturday. First day I had my WRX, and I was out late testing it (how fast it accels, turning radius, control, etc). Im on my way home and this guy in a Integra comes up next to me. He high revs it and smiles at me. I sit there and laugh and shake my head, then he odes it again. Being the show off that I am, I reved my big boxxer up. Next thing I know it the light turns green and he pops his clutch causeing him to burn out through the light.....I could only watch this dumbass as he loses control, sildes accross both lanes and ends up in the ditch. I stood there laughing for at least 2 mins, while hes out running around his cary about to cry like a little baby. Whats the moral of this story? DONT STREET RACE :lol:
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good moral, and yeah, great story ;)
 
Found two off of Kazaa last month.

The first one had two guys in a car to follow their bud in a Trans Am while he raced random people. It was winter time with some snow but the roads where plowed. They cut to a light in a residentialistic area with a snow covered tree on the right, which was where a Jetta was revving its engine. They both revved, which caused enough snow to fall off and cover the Jetta's windscreen :lol:.

The second one was a prank vid. An 85 Camaro (which looked awesome) stayed at a stop sign next to a house to wait for cars that would want to "race". They had people upstairs near the window with this powdert stuff. Whenever someone would come up to the Camaro, they threw it on them, and alot of it! :lol:. The guy with the sunroof with hilarious!...
 
Originally posted by Nightmage82
did you make that up? cause it sounds really c00l ;)
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I guess I did! :lol:. I dont know if it really exists though. I was reffering to the neighborhood which was like a suburban area, but not so close together...
 
Well these are all great stories. Me I have a ton but I'll have to share just a few.

First this happened last week. I was sitting at a light. Chillin in the Blaze, the windows were down you know crusing style. This kid in this mini van, Town & Country, pulls next to me. He revves it up, I think he thought he knew me for some reason cause I still have the LO stickers on the back of my truck. *My old high school* Any ways I give him the what the **** look and he nods at the light. I go ok I'll bite. The light turns green and the van just smoked me. I was like holy jesus I was beat by a van. I wonder what was up with that. This is just to show that I do lose, but I lose odd races.

The next one happened uh I don't know the other day, this firebird, a new one like 02 pulles up next to me. I rev my engine just to be a bastard. He revs. You know usall lets race stuff. Green light, he pulls ahead then just quits. I was baffled that I passed him like that. I didn't think the blaze had that in it. Well I stopped at the next light and the bird rolls up next to me. I go what the hell happened, he yells back I missed 2nd. I laughed so hard at this.

My two little stories.
 
Haha, bikers are great fun! I was on my way back from Destin today and I was behind a group of like 4 bikers actin stupid. Well, the light ahead was red, so one of them decides to pull out a stoppie. Well, I dont know what happend cuz its never happened to me but, he goes to far and slams into the car infront of him...then the biker behind him hits his bike and flys off. That was just to damn funny..... wish I had my camera on....
 
Years ago when I had my VW Scirocco 16v in Miami, I was driving down Calle Ocho when this dumb ass pulled up next to me on a red light, driving a VW Scirocco with the 8v engine. The 8v engine had 91 hp from the factory, the 16v had 123hp, and mine was modified... And the 16v Scirocco looks obviously very different from the 8v, so this guy must have been deaf, dumb and blind. This guy kept revving his engine wanting to race, so I revved back to say "ok I will beat you, no problem". When the light turned green he took off like a bat out of hell, revving the crap out of his 10 year old tired engine. After maybe two seconds I took off after him and I had a good two car lengths over him when we stopped at the next light. But he didn't give up! He kept revving his engine next to me at the 2nd light! This time when it turned green I took off with him and beat him by four car lengths or more... I stopped at the next light and looked at my mirror to see if he would pull next to me again, looking for another race... but he turned right at the last street before the light, while I laughed my ass off ... :lol:
 

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