Roaches... that useless insect...

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This little crackheads are annoying and they freak me out.

But why are they even here? Do they even do anything other than mock people that freak out of these little things? I mean - when I see one I grab something and kill it. But if a Lizard gets in the house I catch it and let it go outside. But whats the deal with these roaches?

The only thing i've heard about them - which I don't beleive. Is they eat termites. The only insect to eat them according to my last years sceince teacher.
I don't beleive it. I really think these things to something else. I mean - like spiders which kill flys - some of those spiders are useful if you have insects like here in Florida.

But back to the topic, whats the deal with the roaches? Do they have a purpose? I'm curious about these crackheads that can appear and scare the **** out of us.
 
They're here to reproduce, to spread disieases and for the selling of "roach motels."
 
Never had a roach problem.:D

But as do I spiders I let out to go free.
 
Darin
This little crackheads are annoying and they freak me out.

But why are they even here? Do they even do anything other than mock people that freak out of these little things? I mean - when I see one I grab something and kill it. But if a Lizard gets in the house I catch it and let it go outside. But whats the deal with these roaches?

The only thing i've heard about them - which I don't beleive. Is they eat termites. The only insect to eat them according to my last years sceince teacher.
I don't beleive it. I really think these things to something else. I mean - like spiders which kill flys - some of those spiders are useful if you have insects like here in Florida.

But back to the topic, whats the deal with the roaches? Do they have a purpose? I'm curious about these crackheads that can appear and scare the **** out of us.
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Anteaters and Aardvarks eat termites, too, AFAIK.
 
Event Horizon
Anteaters and Aardvarks eat termites, too, AFAIK.
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I said Insect man. But we don't get those animals here...
 
Eh I saw about probably over 3000 flying termites fly out of a tree trunk in a matter of 6 to 8 minutes. Freaky.:scared:
 
Roaches are here simply because they can be here.
 
240Z
Roaches are here simply because they can be here.
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So... we are suppose to freak out... kill them... then try and figure out how they got in teh house?
 
Pretty much. Or dress them up and call them "Sally," depending on your level of perversity.
 
I'm having a large problem with Mosquitos, there everywhere I kill them every night and I see atleast 6 between my window and the thing that stops insects from flying throug the window. Sheesh!
 
roaches are the stepping stones of life. Once upon a time there was a roach, its name was frank, it was a happy roach, a proud roach and it pleasured its mate in bed with excellent . It had about 300 kids all now grown up and out there in the big world. One even became the president of the united states. Frank had a daily routine, infect this, infect that and of course piss the **** out of the owners of the house. But one day Frank notice a piece of choclate out on the kitchen floor. He looked around and then he went over to it. When he got there he found that it wasn't a piece of chocolate it was his wife martha. Then frank felt someone coming. And before he could act......







I came out of the backyard with a can of raid and ****** his *** to hell!!!!
Then i stomped on his piece of **** head and yelled sereval curse words at his squashed body. Then I laughed Muhahahahaha. And went into the den to watch the playboy special that was on t.v.

The End.
 
I heard roaches are invunrable to an atomic blast. t or f?
 
Why are idiots around? Because they reproduce. Same concept. Survival is not dependent on usefulness, but ability to stay alive to (through?) reproductive maturity.
 
Why does god create roaches?
Why does god create killers?
Why does god create us?

It's all the same.
 
Nope, It's cockroaches and they can't survive a atomic blast, the heat would kill them. They can adapt to the radiation but, so can mice.. Theory is, if an atomic blast destroyed all human life form, Rats and cockroaches would quickly take over...
 
SS2
Why does god create roaches?
Why does god create killers?
Why does god create us?

It's all the same.
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Yes - he didn't.
 
They've been created (not by god thank you very much....everyone knows god didn't create man....man created god) for one purpose and one purpose only....for me to kill....*evil smile*
 
Darin
Read it very carefully, Eric... Very carefully.
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No, he's just never considered the possibility that religion was created by PEOPLE... :p
 
SS2
Why does god create roaches?
Why does god create killers?
Why does god create us?

It's all the same.
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Because he had the power and he wanted to, simple enough...
 
SS2
:odd:

You're confusing sometimes you know Famine?
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Famine's statement had to be one of the most elegantly simple responses I've ever heard. How was it confusing?

And I'll bet he does, indeed, know Famine.
 
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