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I like Corvettes, a lot. If you don't, that's okay. I've always known the stereotypes associated with Corvette owners don't apply to me, and that I've wanted one because they're fast, look good, sound good, and are probably the most expensive sports car I'll ever be able to afford.
But today one co-worker of mine, a cool old guy who races his own dragster, sold another co-worker of mine a Corvette. This new Corvette owner is short, bald, effeminate, annoying, and middle-aged. In one fell swoop every negative stereotype of the Corvette owner has been fulfilled and it bugs me.
At least it's an '84 with pimp-stripes on the side and an oxidized hood.
But today one co-worker of mine, a cool old guy who races his own dragster, sold another co-worker of mine a Corvette. This new Corvette owner is short, bald, effeminate, annoying, and middle-aged. In one fell swoop every negative stereotype of the Corvette owner has been fulfilled and it bugs me.
At least it's an '84 with pimp-stripes on the side and an oxidized hood.