Save the whales.

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Well, they do their best to keep the ocean clean. I say let them live. But if we must ... nuke`em. At least they'll be lots of dead fish floating on the surface that we just have to scrape off. And they'll come pre-cooked as well.
 
Damn whales. They've done nothing but harm if you ask me. The last good thing that they've learned to do is to die. The Orcas even eat eachother. The only think that keeps people from killing them is that they are related to dolfins (who would also be killed) and that's because flipper is a dolfin. The dolfins are planning to take over!!! I've seen them in my deep meditations. One day a little girl will free the king from Sea World and all hell will break loose. That is why we must nuke the whales. If we didn't the dolfins would take over and that would be the end. Sperm Whales eat gaint octopus so its impossible to study them. If we killed the Whales, there would be pleanty of giant octopus to study (i've always wanted to see one). Orcas eat seals, who are pretty high up in the social classes of ocean society. Gray whales eat tons and tons of little shrimp and protozoa. That's man slaughter!! Let the punishment fit the crime as I always say and we should feed the nuked whales to the little mini shrimp.

Sorry about all of that rambling. It is really out of order and didn't really make much sense. I just wrote it down as it came out.
 
Wales, useless, knock down the mountains fill the valleys with the rubble, tarmac it build mac donalds onit and NCP car parks.
 
Originally posted by slip2rock
Wales, useless, knock down the mountains fill the valleys with the rubble, tarmac it build mac donalds onit and NCP car parks.

ABSOLUTELY!!!!

Actually, better not say that too loud - my department is being outsourced to a company that has a large datacentre in Wales!! :eek:
 
Originally posted by duo17
Sorry about all of that rambling. It is really out of order and didn't really make much sense. I just wrote it down as it came out.

Hmm. Do I recognise a Simpsons episode plot in that ranting?
 
Nuke a gay unborn baby whale for Jesus.
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie


Hmm. Do I recognise a Simpsons episode plot in that ranting?

Uhhmmm no... ;)

I saw that in a deep meditation. Plus, I'm surprised you even read that.

OA (I decided to copy off of DerAlta)
 
A whale once saved me from a sinking ship, and he stayed with me and fought off sharks till the coast gaurd came, we still keep in touch he has three kids now and lives off the coast of Alaska.
 
Originally posted by rufrgt_sn00pie2001
Heh, who needs oceans anyway?

And don't give me your rational crap!

You mean like the fact that the oceans create 75% of the Earth's Breathable oxygen? Hope you don't live at any higher than sea level, or you'll be the first to go.
 
Originally posted by Tom McDonnell


You mean like the fact that the oceans create 75% of the Earth's Breathable oxygen? Hope you don't live at any higher than sea level, or you'll be the first to go.

Yeah that's exactly what I ment!

Go hug a tree, hippy!

(:p)
 
I have a threory that dolphins are trying to take over the world, and they are not as nice as they might have you fooled behind those smiley faces they have on. I dont like dolphins I dont trust them.
 
Snoopy land! Screw race tracks.

You people will never learn, now make way for Snoopy land!

Dude.
 
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